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[Jul. 4th, 2008|12:07 am] |
The crack I find myself reading.
Somehow I stumbled upon "Gayboy Mansion", and I started clicking the other stories (I really need to learn to not do that to myself).
Anyway, I found this gem. Despite the fact I have an unusually high tolerance for such things, I almost shit a brick when I realized that Brian is apparently working for Craig and seeing Justin on the side.
In a meeting with Craig and a client, Brian gets a "911" page, and he knows it's from his baby(tm). He calls his baby(tm) to find out what all the fuss is about. This is what the huge emergency is (and, sadly, I'm not even surprised):
"You know what’s wrong," the boy sobbed. "Mom said you’re not coming to my party! Brian, you pro-m-mised," he hiccuped. Then his voice lowered hesitantly, "Are you mad at me? Did I do something wrong?" Justin was wheezing now and Brian knew he had worked himself into an asthma attack. "You d-don’t lo-ove me any-mo-ore…"
Apparently, he's also asthmatic, too. |
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