PS
Speaking of crack!fic, did you see Grover's latest brilliant line:
Mel sighs sadly, nods and looks at her ex-wife. "I've thought long and hard about all this, Brian. I know she loves me. And you. And I don't think she's bi. She's a lesbian. To her, you're just a lesbian she desperately loves who happens to have a big cock."
This, apparently, explains why Brian's only Brian INO in the fics! It all makes sense now!