OMG I laughed all the way through this. Teddy just cracked me up:"Hey! No groping here," Ted said. Ted watched as Brian paid him no mind and continued with his fondling. "What are you? The lost muppet, Groper?" And all the Monkees references. I now have their theme song on permanent loop in my head.
And Justin's Sunshine Topping Stool is one of the funniest things ever. But it is the only way he could fuck Brian against the countertop.