*dies laughing* This was so unique and simply awesome.
"My secondary maternal figure is asking me for a joint. Sure, why not? It's not like my life could get any weirder. I have sex with a stranger, and my boyfriend or whatever of 13 years doesn't blink an eye, I trust hundreds of thousands of dollars to a former porn producer and meth head, my boyfriend or whatever and my mother are apparently friendly enough to discuss my sex life and infidelity, and as I sit at that table and eat your lasagna I realize that in 13 years nothing has really changed. I don't even know what to call my boyfriend or whatever." Justin hands Debbie a joint.
You cracked me up, yet nailed so much about what makes QaF amazing right on the head!!! You win ruler of the internet for the day. Thank you!!