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notreallyme10 (notreallyme10) wrote in qaf_challenges,
@ 2009-07-12 20:04:00

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88. Picspam: A Brianites Ode to Sweaty!Brian...
Title: A Brianite Ode to Sweaty!Brian...or is it Stinky!Brian?
Author: 4cupcakes, besamislabios, and outlander
Theme: Sweat and Pheromones: A Brianite Ode to Beautiful Stinky!Brian
Notes: *shakes the Team Stinky!Brian Pom Poms one last time* You guys are the best!

There is no question that Brian is hot.

Crisp and cool, dressed in Armani, ready to take on the world? Gorgeous.

Long and lean strutting around the loft in an unbuttoned pair of Levis? The Legs of God, baby.

But when is Brian at his best?

Brian is never hotter, literally, than when his glutes glisten, his pecs perspire, his deltoids get a little damp. When you can almost trace the path of that single drop from his temple to his toes. And no, honey, that is not a tear. ;)

We are talking about the beauty of Sweaty!Brian. Brian at his slippery, glistening best. Can’t you just smell the pheromones?

What? You don’t believe us?

Would you argue with local law enforcement? As you can see by the reflection, this “I Want a Piece of That” Officer was more that happy to spread ‘em and sweat ‘em.

Temples were built just to worship this glistening god. OK…calling the baths a temple is a bit of a stretch, but we would argue there were still quite a few guys on their knees.

There’s nothing like the cling of sodden sheets to dewy abs and moist backs…

The sound of wet skin smacking against Italian fixtures, granite countertops and custom leather sofas…

Perspiration leaving its mark across transparent office furniture. Hmmm…wonder what lucky maintenance person got to clean that up that work of modern art?

Admit it. Sweaty!Brian is lickably hot. Sweaty!Brian is Brian at his best.

But wait. You claim we forgot a scene? THE scene?

Yes, we suppose in the interest of fair analysis, we have to bring it up. So, pop in the nose plugs, go get the wet wipes and maybe the extra strength Lysol, it's time to talk about the Sweaty!Brian pinnacle…a hotel room in Chelsea.

Have we now gone too far? Perhaps at this point he had finally passed his expiration date. Way past the beauty of his simply warm intensified Brian smell. He may have even hit that sweaty-balls-stinky-underarm funky smell guys get where no matter how hot they are, all you think is “Damn. What died in here?” Keep in mind, trapped in a car for hours with three other guys. Probably eating Doritos, Funyuns and such crap. *shudder*

Maybe he has crossed over into Stinky!Brian territory.

Hell, even Brian admits it. He stinks.

Oh wait, we seem to have a witness to the scene who would like to voice an opinion.

A heart-racing, mouth-watering, tongue-almost-hanging out opinion.

Well, the tongue says it all. Even at his ripest…

Sweaty!Brian is still hot.

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	fun_demented 2009-07-13 02:57 am UTC (link)
	Wheeeeeeeee!!! This was so fun and HOT HOT HOT. I am with Justin, sweaty Brian even at his sweatiest is still HOTTTTTT!!~~ WONDERFUL PIC SPAM THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:38 pm UTC (link)
	Sweaty!Brian is a thing of beauty. Trust me, we looked at pics long enough to be authorities. ;) Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

noteverything
2009-07-13 04:55 pm UTC (link)

The sound of wet skin smacking against Italian fixtures, granite countertops and custom leather sofas…

I *almost* lost the ability to type once I got to that picture and caption. Combine *that* chest covered in sweat that way with words like "wet skin smacking" and it's all I can do to even *think* right now, much less form coherent, well-typed-out comments. So forgive me for whatever might come next...

And no, honey, that is not a tear. ;)

SXCVIOPPLKOIDUE*T&*(^%$@OIUUHRHRHRHRHTIRUASKDKGKLJK!&&&&&&&&77777777!!!!!111!!!!!!!

Temples were built just to worship this glistening god. OK…calling the baths a temple is a bit of a stretch, but we would argue there were still quite a few guys on their knees.

Again, another perfect blending of perfectly-worded caption and perfectly-perfect photo. I have always liked Brian Kinney's belly and now I am pretty sure I have been worshipping it.

Then. The perfect ending...the mother of all stinky!Brian scenes, 110 hotel "I'm drowning, so come inside" sex with Justin's tongue *ALL* any hot, sweaty, stinky bit he can find sex. It's simply delicious.

Thank you. You have made the Queer as Folk world a better place with this picspam.

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	outlander 2009-07-19 02:40 pm UTC (link)
	dies laughing We are rather fond of that pic, ourselves. grin You truly get the sweaty!Brian love!!! Team Stinky!Brian was too much fun for words. Thank you!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	qafmaniac 2009-07-13 07:03 pm UTC (link)
	Sweaty...stinky,it doesn't matter as long as it's Brian...and as long as we get to see his sweaty body. LOL Wonderful pic spam!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:43 pm UTC (link)
	Any excuse to see his sweaty body is a good one. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	circadia 2009-07-13 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	I think the first one nearly killed me - sunglasses & sweat!?! And the rest of them finished the job. OMGOGOMGOMGOMGOMG HOT HOT HOT. falls over ded (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	Brian in sunglasses is almost too hot for words...then add a little sweat? dies with you Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	michira_70 2009-07-13 10:58 pm UTC (link)
	faints....almost So hot it makes me grrrrrrrrrrrrr I love sweaty and stinky Brian!!!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	Grrrrrrrr is good. Right? LOL. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	michira_70 2009-07-19 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Verrrrrry good!!!:) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	rosy5000 2009-07-15 01:21 am UTC (link)
	I'd really like to leave a coherent comment, but this post... just killed me ded and turned my brain to goo! tongue hangs out like Justin's (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:50 pm UTC (link)
	Sweaty!Brian is enough to turn a brain to mush, isn't he? Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	minuet9 2009-07-15 07:50 am UTC (link)
	So good :) Love the sweaty vs stinky comparison and the 'witness' Must admit sometimes I'm glad we don't have smellevision :) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Smellevision? dies laughing The scene from the batch might have been a challenge in smellevision. ;) Thank you!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:53 pm UTC (link)
	BATHS, not batch. head desk (Reply to this) (Parent)

	sjmpets 2009-07-17 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	"Sweaty!Brian is still hot." so was this little tale. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, we think he is pretty hot! fans myself Thank you!! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	itwaslovetome 2009-07-18 02:40 am UTC (link)
	YUM! Thank you so, so much for this. ;) (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 02:57 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you so much for commenting! It really was fun to work on. ;) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jule1122 2009-07-18 02:44 am UTC (link)
	How did I miss this post my first time through the challenge?! I love it. You guys had so much fun with your theme thank you for sharing it with us. And yes Justin certainly appreciates sweaty!Brian. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 03:00 pm UTC (link)
	We really were a bunch of lunatics. grin And yes, I have to agree with Justin, sweaty!Brian really is a thing of beauty. Thank you! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nerilka24 2009-07-18 09:43 pm UTC (link)
	Best Picspam Ever!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 03:01 pm UTC (link)
	rotf. Maybe the most fun creating one? waves Team!Stinky pom poms (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ahaw9913 2009-07-19 01:22 am UTC (link)
	Well, just DAMN! See, you have rendered Justin and myself speechless! And all this time, I always thought sweaty!Brian was ~~hotter than fuck~~ just sweaty! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	outlander 2009-07-19 03:02 pm UTC (link)
	Speechless is good. grin Thank you so much! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	simplystars 2009-07-21 02:59 am UTC (link)
	Hee, the hotness of this post is only exceeded by the fun!factor of stinky-sweaty Brian. :D (Reply to this)

	notreallyme10 2009-09-10 12:37 am UTC (link)
	I think I mentioned the first time I saw this that you are all geniuses... but it certainly bears repeating!! (Reply to this)

	besamislabios 2010-06-06 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	And no, honey, that is not a tear. ;) Oh man, that one still makes me laugh!!! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	nerilka24 2010-06-06 10:08 pm UTC (link)
	This whole think just makes me grin like a loon! (Reply to this) (Parent)