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notreallyme10 ([info]notreallyme10) wrote in [info]qaf_challenges,
@ 2009-07-12 17:15:00

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44. Drabbles: Variations on a Theme
Title: Drabbles: Variations on a Theme
Author: LJ's wren_kt7oz
Theme: Opposites
Notes: With many thanks to Em who not only beta’d the endless drafts, but also provided the sets of three words which served as the triggers for five of the seven. (Mind you, what sort of a mind comes up with these word groups, is something I’d prefer not to think about too closely LOL.) The other two came because I was going through some old pix and the quotes sprang to mind - it struck me then that there were two more drabbles that I needed to write for this series.




1: Emmett and Debbie - (pickle, house, cloud)

In the past few years, Emmett has lived with Michael, Ted and George the Pickle King. If asked, he’d’ve admitted that he didn’t have much in common with any of them; they were all pretty much his opposites. Boy-next-door Mikey, accountant Ted, and staid, conservative George; all of them had tended to allow a grey cloud of conformity to cloak their true nature, whereas Emmett’s flame burns proudly bright.

When he moves into Debbie’s house, however, he learns what “opposite” really means.

Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.

There is a world of difference.


2: Brian and Ted - (drink, calculator, moisturise)

Okay, so one has reigned for years as the Stud of Liberty Avenue, and the other rarely gets laid; one likes a drink, the other is in the Program; but aside from that, Brian and Ted have a lot in common. They’re both smart professionals; Brian might have the edge in creativity, Ted’s more adept with the calculator, but they’re both highly successful.

They’ve even become friends.

It’s only when Ted starts talking to Justin about making a moisturiser from avocado that Brian realizes how different they really are.

He bluntly recommends that Ted uses it to moisturise his ass.

3: Mr. and Mrs. Taylor - (persecute, skip, flower)

Craig has no idea how the wife he cared and provided for all those years, the one who graced his home and bore his children has become the person who stands looking at him with such contempt. He remembers a time when he was the head of the family and Jennifer’s biggest concern was her entry for the latest flower arrangement competition. His mind seems to skip a gear when he tries to match that figure with the one who stands so resolute and confident in opposition to anyone who would persecute her son.

Including her son’s father.

Especially him.


4: Justin and Daphne - (dancing, arrangement, chair)

Justin and Daphne are opposites in practically every way, never mind obvious physical differences. Her approach to unwinding involves icecream, comfy chair and movies; his is dancing to the thumpa-thumpa at Babylon. For him, the precise arrangement of his paints and brushes is essential; her desk is a haphazard mélange of everything from post-its to hair-grips.

What they do have in common is their taste in men.

Daphne’s long recovered from her attraction to her best friend; she has a much bigger problem now.

Where is she ever going to find a guy who can measure up to Brian Kinney?

5: Brian and Ethan

“Brian never lied to me. He never had to; he never promised me anything. You did.”

Those words still echo in his mind sometimes.

Aside from the obvious things like Ethan being a short, scruffy, under-sexed, what-did-I-ever-see-in-him pretentious twat while Brian is tall, elegant, sex-on-two-legs and only pretentious when he’s dealing with assholes, Justin thinks the words sum up the biggest difference between the two.

Ethan scattered promises with neither the capability nor the intention to deliver.

Brian rarely makes promises, but when he does you can absolutely rely on him coming through.

Unlike Ethan, Brian always delivers the goods.

6: Justin and Michael

“You always danced with Justin.”

“I know one who does.”


Brian knows who his best friend is.

Brian knows this because of the way they each treat his relationship with the other. Justin’s always tolerated Michael, and been supportive of Michael’s place in his life. Michael, on the other hand, has resented Justin almost from the first moment. He’s belittled him, interfered between them, and even at times deliberately tried to drive Justin out of their lives, without any regard for how much pain that might cause his “best friend”.

That simple difference tells Brian who really owns the title.

7: Brian and Justin - (flavor, psychopath, pen)

As Brian paces agitatedly, Justin sighs, tapping his pen. Why a simple shopping list should turn his partner from marginally sane to borderline psychopath he has no idea.

“Brian, if you want the cabin stocked, then we need to let them know what we want. You’ll be complaining if they get the wrong icecream.”

“No fucking icecream!” Brian snaps automatically, snatching vainly at the paper. “And don’t forget the guava juice.”

Justin starts to write. “I’m getting chocolate,” he says calmly. “What flavor do you want?”

A long pause while they regard each other measuringly.

“Vanilla,” Brian says at last.



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[info]outlander
2009-07-13 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.
*dies laughing* Perfect.

And anything regarding the boys and vanilla ice cream makes me very happy. grin.

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:20 pm UTC (link)
It's funny what fond memories we all seem to have of icecream kisses. *g*

Glad you enjoyed the drabbles.

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[info]ahaw9913
2009-07-13 08:23 pm UTC (link)
I love Mr. and Mrs. Taylor. I love this perspective. And, yes, life turned around very abruptly for Mr. Taylor didn't it?

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:21 pm UTC (link)
Yes, I think it did. And I don't think he would ever come to terms with his own part in the disintegration of his marriage.

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[info]rosy5000
2009-07-14 03:43 am UTC (link)
Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.

LOL Oh that was perfect!! *giggles*

I love the one comparing Brian and Ethan. So true.

And the last one... Brian/Justin + ice cream = WIN!! :D

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:22 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. The Emmett/Debbie one came into my mind as soon as I saw the "Opposites" theme. *g*

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[info]qafmaniac
2009-07-14 12:35 pm UTC (link)
These are all so great but I like the Ted/Brian and the Justin/Brian best!T/B totally cracket me up and OMG!The B/J is soooo them!Justin really knows how to handle his man! ;)

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:24 pm UTC (link)
Glad you liked the Ted one. | have a soft spot for Ted, especially after he truly became Brian's friend.

And icecream ... yes, well ... yum.

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[info]qafmaniac
2009-07-18 02:31 pm UTC (link)
HEY!!

*waves*

I saw that you created a shiny new journal and I just wanted to say welcome and hello to the QaF fandom on IJ.

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:36 pm UTC (link)
Thank you.

I just have to get around to uploading some user pics now. *g* At the moment I have a kind of limited range. Might try tomorrow.

It's nice to be on board, anyway.

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[info]noteverything
2009-07-14 02:42 pm UTC (link)
He remembers a time when he was the head of the family and Jennifer’s biggest concern was her entry for the latest flower arrangement competition.

Damn! Was Craig Taylor born in 1922? I think that pretty much explains exactly why he's a horrible, horrible man.

I totally enjoyed the parallels between Brian and Ted, but I've got to wonder if this is really true: Okay, so one has reigned for years as the Stud of Liberty Avenue, and the other rarely gets laid; I seem to recall a LOT of Ted sex!


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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:25 pm UTC (link)
Now that you mention it, I can recall way to much Ted sex. LOL

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[info]circadia
2009-07-14 08:44 pm UTC (link)
Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.
...
Unlike Ethan, Brian always delivers the goods.


Hee hee, they're both so true!

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:26 pm UTC (link)
*g* Glad you agree.

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[info]jule1122
2009-07-14 11:57 pm UTC (link)
The first one was so funny and perfect. I really like Mr and Mrs. taylor as well

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:27 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I have to admit I enjoyed writing the Debbie/Emmett one. *g*

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[info]butternutsquash
2009-07-15 01:32 am UTC (link)
I loved these!

Craig and Jennifer have me thinking a lot about when kids become more important than the couple (which is the opposite of what marriage and parenting books say).

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:30 pm UTC (link)
Yes ... me too. And I think that's true where couples spend so much time ferrying kids around to ballet and sports and social events that they have no time for their own lives - and especially their life together.

But I think there's a point where if your partner is fundamentally affecting your child's welfare, then that has to come first. Abuse is abuse - it doesn't have to be physical.

And no parent should keep their child in an abusive relationship.

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[info]butternutsquash
2009-07-18 05:08 pm UTC (link)
I agree. Even a couple of weeks after Justin moves out, Jennifer doesn't see that yet. To be in her position must have been horrible, though it is easy to yell at her from the sidelines. I wonder what would've happened if Craig merely demanded that Justin no longer see Brian, but could "still be" gay. Which given the agre difference of Brian and Justin, isn't really a harsh idea.

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[info]butternutsquash
2009-07-18 05:10 pm UTC (link)
*age

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[info]sjmpets
2009-07-15 03:31 am UTC (link)
# 6 absolutely true.
# 7 so them

the rest were great too.

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[info]selenebj
2009-07-16 01:34 am UTC (link)
#7 is just so awesome! :)

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. Oh, the happiness of icecream kiss memories.

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[info]minuet9
2009-07-16 07:22 am UTC (link)
Just a perfect ending. The other comparisons were spot on :)
And debbie only wants to be had me rofl!

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:32 pm UTC (link)
Glad you enjoyed. And that the Deb one gave you a laugh. I have to admit I had a chuckle or two writing it.

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[info]pfodge
2009-07-17 05:34 pm UTC (link)
These were all great. Loved #7.

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:33 pm UTC (link)
Ah, yes. The joy of icecream kiss memories.

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[info]ex_4cupcakes771
2009-07-18 06:17 am UTC (link)
LOL>>>Moisturize his ass! Too funny. And of course Brian wants vanilla.

These are great!

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-18 02:34 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I have to admit the "moisturise" thing was ... well, you can blame my beta Emily for that one. I asked her for some word groups to act as triggers and she came up with that lot. Honestly! It had to go into the Ted one. LOL

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[info]suze_y
2009-07-18 03:42 pm UTC (link)
Oh nice - I enjoyed all of these a lot! Such neat little bits of insight into the characters and their relationships!

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-21 03:08 am UTC (link)
Thank you. Glad you enjoyed. I have to admit that they were fun to write.

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[info]testdog65
2009-07-20 01:45 am UTC (link)
What a lovely set of drabbles for the theme. This especially made me laugh:

Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.

There is a world of difference.


:D

~Ellen

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-21 03:08 am UTC (link)
Thanks. I have to admit I got a chuckle out of that one myself. *g*

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[info]simplystars
2009-07-20 11:42 pm UTC (link)
These are brilliantly insightful and a neat use of the theme. I think my favorite might be #2, because I adore the Brian-Ted friendship... but #5 and #6 are just so very true they're right up there too.

All of them rock! :)

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[info]wren_kt70z
2009-07-21 03:09 am UTC (link)
Thank you. I love the Brian-Ted friendship too. It was one of the few good takeaways from S4 and S5 for me.

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[info]notreallyme10
2009-07-31 02:26 am UTC (link)
These are great!

Because Emmett is a gay man, and Debbie only wants to be.

This line killed me!

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