“You two stop diddling each other and get on downstairs!"
“Land O’ Goshen, Deb,” Emmett groused, putting his pillow over his head. “Ever heard of knocking?”
“Yeah, but where’s the fun in that?”..."Her gown was trimmed in scarlet ostrich feathers"
“Get a wiggle on, Sunshine!”..."She cupped her breasts and bounced them up and down. “Who needs bullets, boys, when you got live ammunition?”
sheriff bruckner, deputy michael, vic, carl, and of course, emmett...are all there. but in the end, it's about justin and brian, whether it's the old west or park avenue. a creative and entertaining fic.