Because there's some reason Justin still falls for it... This just breaks my heart. So many fics demonize Craig, and yes - he is a complete asshole, but I love that you have even Brian wondering why Justin still cares if even a little.
I snorted. "Having me there isn't moral support, Sunshine. It's an all-out assault." I snorted as well. This line and the ones before it are laugh out loud clever and sound just like them. Great job, thank you!!