Oh this is too good. I am so glad that someone had the balls to write this.
These lines are great:
Craig: the fiddle-playing patriarch whose wanderlust has resulted in his long-suffering wife being dragged from pillar to post for the entirety of their marriage
Jennifer: the long-suffering wife ... Molly: Justin’s little sister, an adorable strawberry blonde who may have to go blind for plot purposes ... Ben Bruckner: The town’s blacksmith and confirmed bachelor ... Half-pint couldn’t help but notice that his ass was becoming nicely rounded from all the exercise. ... Bravely, Justin headed for the blacksmith shop, where he was greeted by a shirtless giant of a man with bulging muscles covered with a light sheen of sweat.
“Well,” the giant said gently, “what brings a pretty little girl and a hot little twink to my place of business?”
Justin’s mouth was dry and he couldn’t swallow, plus he was having some growth in the front of his pants. ... This boy on the hay was the most beautiful sight Justin had ever seen! Even more beautiful than the horses hitched to the mower!