If I were a fic-writer, I'd write it myself. But meanwhile - I'm having fun imagining this!
Hey - I gotta tell someone -- guess where I am right now. PITTSBURGH!!! AND -- I didn't even know it was Pride this weekend and we got here in time to catch the end of it.
AND ... it's hot-hot-hot - and the air is all thick and cuttable!!!
And now to think of what B/J are up to just a few blocks away from here! *squeeeeeeeee*