"You know if that is the fucking case Barbie..." Linc began as he set all his random shit down "....then your ass is sleeping outside tonight. All with the fucking oogie boogies and damned clowns." it was most likely a damned hollow threat because that would be pretty fucked. Then again, he really fucking had a thing with glitter in the bad fucking memories sort of way. That seemed to be Barbie's fucking MO though. Distracting his shit with tits, even if those tits were attached to someone that reminded him too fucking much of things he rather fucking not.
Glancing over at her, Linc gave that fucking smart ass smirk of his. "I'll be nice and say at least fucking twenty five. Because I'm a good fucking guy like that." he'd even fucking be willing to drop that to twenty. But that was the best she was getting out of him. Unless he was in said fucking shower. Then, yeah, maybe could be a fucking deal in that.
Good guy. Fuck. Apparently he really fucking was since he was actually entertaining the damned thought of going and changing. Like it damn well mattered one way or another. Party was a damn party regardless of clothes. Hell, might be better without. On the girls fucking side of it at least. He had no need to see any fucking dicks flopping about tonight. "Yeah yeah..." Linc muttered about it not being all that big a fucking thing to change. "Doesn't take long. Not bothering with all that extra bullshit that came with it." if there was going to be a day he actually did bother, it would be Halloween itself. Even then, pretty fucking doubtful unless Barbie felt like fucking with it. He hadn't been the one to put that shit on last time.
He was all about to go do what he said, and fucking put the costume on, when she went all handsy on the fucking goods. Not even the fun fucking kind. "Fucking hell Barbie. Not like any of those fuckers are real honest to god fucking dead. Or if they are, that shit is over and done." Linc muttered as she went all fucking exorcist to get to the fucking water. Linc had no problem with going all grave stealer on whatever was out there. Maybe it wasn't fucking PC or anything, but beggars couldn't be fucking choosers in here.
Arching up a brow, he wiped his hands on the nearby towel and handed it off to her. Or more like sat there with it hanging off his hand while she fucking scrubbed away, then got tired of that shit, and threw it on the counter. "Probably a long fucking time ago actually." he smart assed in reply before grinning "But it's around enough to fucking realize if these fucks give us free shit, we should probably keep it around for that just in fucking case." gross? Not in his damn opinion. More practical.
"I'll keep it all hidden away Barbie. No fucking hauntings in your side of the damned place." and by put it away, he meant later. Cause his ass was already walking off towards his room to go quickly change.