Project Void

Well, this hasn't happened in awhile.

WHAT THE FUCK!


This is the month of booze, babes, and boobs!


Now I'm fucking back HERE!?



PETER! Pal, ole buddy? Did you piss off what's her number?


FUCK!

I WAS GOING TO GIVE SO MANY BEADS THIS MONTH!

Fuck me, I really wish my club was here. Temptation was so fun.

Lafayette? Want to stay inside our place tonight and help me celebrate the holidays? Which this place.. I know. Doesn't look festive for a wasteland. But I'm sure we can be creative.

This is what the world looks like south for the Isle of the Lost. I must find my ship and first mate and set sail for Auradon.

Wade!!

Who the hell did you piss off this time?

I don't understand this at all.

What is this? It seems that my Ghost Castie thought it was best to move to a new location. However, why? It rarely moves.

Well, I have lived in harder places than this.

Should we do a meet and greet?


Ya know, like your name is so and so, your from wherever, your safety word is, and I recognize

My name is, Wade Wilson. My name is, Deadpool My name is, chka-chka, Marvel Jesus.


Meet at the big husk of a man at four. I'll be the guy in the head, matching the decor!

Well.. so far looks like no zombies present here. But this world looks kinda drab. Did the Apocalypse happen? I swear, I didn't do it! This time anyway. And that 'deceased handbook' has to be a joke. Can't kill ME, motherfucker Nothing on this world can I'm not as easy to take out as some people.

Uh, what is this? Where am I?

Because this looks like the start of a bad horror movie.

Oh god, what fresh hell is this?

Not what I expected Hell to look like, I'll be honest.

I've seen some messed up things but this seems to take the cake, as the saying goes.

What kind of hell is this?

I knew I should have listened and let Daddy take Kieran to drop off at his daycare today. But no. It would probably be too much to hope that anyone here would know where I could get my hands on a crib?

Now I appreciate the lack of zombies, but how in the hell did I end up somewhere worse than Everett?

This is not where I would've picked for a vacation. How is everyone doing? Does anyone need help?

What the hell is this.. handbook for the deceased or departed? Is it a joke? Ah well, happened twice to me before, and I'm still here. As for here it's a bit sunny for my tastes. Please tell me I'm not in another zombie apocalypse world?

Really thought I was finally getting out of here...