For about ten seconds after my Pandora station started playing this I wondered how the hell heck Vanilla Ice got mixed in with my 70s rock. And then I realized. And I had to share my stupidity.
So I just heard the news that they are remaking the twilight movie, but in the Philippines. That makes me want to see a Bollywood version of it because I'm sure it would be AMAZING. Costuming, set design - everything would be sparkly and you wouldn't need any CG effects.
Strange noises have been heard coming from Chris Ledford and Misha Moscosco's dorm late at night. Our sources tell us that there's some strange threesomes going on... poor Irena.
Well, we always have the sex on the ceiling but IRENA DOESN'T PARTICIPATE BECAUSE THAT IS GROSS.
I made the mistake of ordering a large pepperoni pizza when I went into town today. If you're still on campus, and you're hungry I'm gonna be in Hale Hall common room with lots of pizza.
I would very much like for you to stop making me hallucenate and see myself being chased by little xs and ys with machine guns, in tanks and parachuting in like the Allies onto the beaches of Normandy. For this, I will feed you and give you copious amounts of football this weekend? Yes? YES!