[Oh boy. Keith actually came here with a goal similar to your current situation, at least as far as job opportunities at the strange new mall area goes. (For no reason whatsoever it's not like he wants to make sure he has enough for the important little things of this season, cough.)
But seeing Steve, he can't help get a little worried now 'Tis really is the season, eh.]
Guessing that wasn't in the job description, was it?