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Well hello New York City, nice to...see you.

Not that I'm complaining exactly, but how did I get to New York City? And whose apartment is this? It's nice, and all, but I'm pretty sure I live with my parents and I don't see them anywhere. I'm not rich enough to be kidnapped, so what is going on here?

Oh well, suppose I should introduce myself.

Hello everyone, um, I'm Cady. Try not to make too many pop culture references with me because I probably won't get them. I lived in Africa for a long long time.

Okay, I don't know how I got to New York City, but I am not about to complain, considering where I was headed before I got here.

If I still had it, this would definitely go on the Wall of Weird. I don't think randomly waking up to New York is the most normal thing ever, then again it's not the strangest thing to happen to a person either.

When you come from the meteor capital of the world, not a lot is too weird or surprising.

New York definitely isn't Smallville, though.

Oh, I probably should have stated this before I started my tirade. I'm Chloe, I'm from Smallville, Kansas, and as you might have figured out, I have no idea how I ended up here.

I might have gotten on the wrong plane. This isn't Vegas.

Here I am again. Wasn't so bad first time around. Was a good place for Jenny.

Oh crap.

This just ain't right.

Liz? Somewhere here I know at least.

Crap I need a big apartment.

...I think I died. Not quite sure yet, get back to me.

I do so love the Internet. People are so... accommodating.

What the hell is this? This isn't friggin happening. Hello. Excuse me. I live in San Fran. Where the HELL is this?

What the frak?! I was dead...

Where...what...when I get my hands on that motherfrakking skinjob bitch, I'm going to frakking kill her!

What the...

...Where am I?