mods (roadmaps) wrote in pottergames, @ 2011-03-03 22:05:00 |
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BACK THE FUCK UP. ARE THERE RPERS WHO ACTUALLY AREN'T AT roadmaps YET? WELL, THANK CHRIST BECAUSE IT WOULD BE LIKE CHRISTMAS TO GET SOME OF OUR NEEDS FILLED. SERIOUSLY. WE WANT THESE CHARACTERS SO BAD. |
1) RITA MOTHERFUCKING SKEETER. SHE WHIPS HER QUILL BACK AND FORTH, SHE WHIPS HER QUILL BACK AND FORTH. SERIOUSLY, THIS BITCH WOULD BE FANTASTIC BECAUSE SHE'D STIR SOME SHIT UP, HAVE TONS OF POTENTIAL IN GAME RELATIONSHIPS (AN AUROR SISTER, OTHER PROPHET WORKERS, ETC), AND SHE'S RITA MOTHERFUCKIN' SKEETER. 2) RODOLPHUS MOTHERFUCKING LESTRANGE. HE'S GOT A CRAZYASS DANGERSEXY WIFE WAITING ON HIM AND HE'S A DEATH EATER. BITCHES LOVE DEATH EATERS. RODOLPHUS ALSO HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL FRIENDS IN MIDDLE AGED DEATH EATERS (WHICH WE COULD ALWAYS USE MORE OF) LIKE TRAVERS. THAT'S AT LEAST ONE FRIEND, WHICH IS MORE THAN ALECTO WILL EVER HAVE BECAUSE SHE'S TOO BUSY HUNTING ALPACAS OR WHATEVER TEENAGE GIRLS DO. 3) AVERY & MULCIBER JR. WILKES, SNAPE, AND THE ROSIERS NEED FRIENDS THEIR AGE. ESPECIALLY WILKES (opine). THAT FUCKER KEEPS HANGING OUT WITH KIDS TWO YEARS UNDER HIM OR BITCHES WHO WANT TO KILL HIS COUSIN AND THAT'S JUST SAD. AND POSSIBLY ILLEGAL. 4) VOLDEMORT'S INNER CIRCLE. WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING ANY GODDAMN OLDER DEATH EATERS? DON'T YOU KNOW THOSE GUYS ARE SOME GQ MOTHERFUCKERS? THEY'D BE IN CHARGE LIKE GODDAMNED BOSSES. "BUT THEY'RE OLD!" SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, FOOL. THEY MAY BE OLD, BUT THEY WILL SCHOOL YOUR ASS. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS OLD? JEREMY IRONS, SEAN CONNERY, MICHAEL CAINE, ANDERSON COOPER, ANTHONY BOURDAIN, MAGNUS ANDERBERG, JESS JOSLIN, TIM GUNN, GABRIEL BYRNE, AND LIAM NEESON! YOU COULD USE THEM AS PBS. SO SUCK IT. 5) DAWLISH, PROUDFOOT, WILLIAMSON. LOOK AT THESE SEXYASS AURORS. THEY'RE THE LAW. AND THE LAW IS ALWAYS SEXY. THEY'LL BE ARRESTING BITCHES AND GETTING CAUGHT UP IN TERRORISTS ORGANIZATIONS AND RIDING LETHIFOLDS OR SOMETHING ELSE BADASS. 6) MARLENE FREAKING MCKINNON. LOOK AT THIS SEXY BADASS WITCH. SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO DIE BY VOLDEMORT BUT SHE WAS LIKE "FUCK THAT NOISE!" AND SHE DIDN'T. ALSO? SHE'S ALASTOR MOODY'S COUSIN. AND WHO DOESN'T WANT TO BE RELATED TO A MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE? NOBODY! THAT'S WHO. 7. HESTIA JONES, EMMELINE VANCE. LISTEN UP, BITCHES! ORDER NEEDS SOME WOMEN UP IN THE HOUSE. THESE SEXY LADIES ARE LIKE THE MOTHERFUCKING CHARLIE'S ANGELS OF THE ORDER, SO WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THEY HERE YET? DON'T YOU WANT TO KICK SOME DEATH EATER ASS? HURRY UP BEFORE SOMEONE STEALS THEM. AND THEY WILL, BECAUSE THESE GIRLS ARE STRAIGHT UP FLY. |