InsaneJournal

Tweak says, "see me? now you dont"

Rebekah Mikaelson (buffythevampire) wrote in portland_net,
@ 2014-11-10 11:21:00

Entry tags:

cassie blake, david lassiter, diana meade, rebekah mikaelson, santana lopez

Would anyone care to explain why I am surrounded by witches?

Added later:
Private to Elijah
I need you to come pick me up.

Private to Santana
You need to take care of Clara for me.

(Post a new comment)

	adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:37 pm UTC (link)
	Rebekah Mikaelson. Because you have a death wish. I'll give you a three second head start because I'm fair like that and I already set your brother on fire this week. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	evilprincess 2014-11-10 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	That's my body! Can you just not? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Which is why I'm giving her a head start. Don't worry, I wouldn't do anything to hurt you. But I would definitely hurt her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilprincess 2014-11-10 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	She's in my body! And there's a baby here, so maybe you shouldn't like, hurt her. I like my body, I kind of want it back! Unharmed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	I told you, I won't hurt you. I'm not like them. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilprincess 2014-11-10 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Thank you. [Private] What is going on with you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	She and her backstabbing brothers buried Kol somewhere and I'm having trouble finding him. I was going to ask you for help but now you're stuck in her useless vampire body. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Diana evilprincess 2014-11-10 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	Can we just deal with this and figure that out later?! Maybe we can do a spell and switch us back. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Cassie adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	You're stuck in vampire Barbie's body. Kol is stuck in the ground somewhere probably with a dagger sticking out of his chest. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Terrifying. Truly. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:43 pm UTC (link)
	I realize the Mikaelsons family dynamic makes the Blackwells look like the fucking Waltons but I will dismantle you piece by piece. Do you not talk to your brothers at all? He was on his knees, bleeding from every orifice in his body on Saturday. Gosh, I hope he's doing doing okay. I really was looking forward to doing it again. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:47 pm UTC (link)
	Niklaus heals quickly. I can't say I'm concerned. He's done enough horrible things in his life to deserve a bit of burning. Your threat toward me is a bit lackluster since I am in your friend's body. I highly doubt you would truly dismantle her piece by piece. If there's something you need from us, I may be willing to cooperate. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	adarkerdiana 2014-11-10 04:49 pm UTC (link)
	You guys are truly fucked up. I could still take your soul apart piece by piece. If you had one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	Yes, we are. Always and Forever. Again, terrifying. What is is you are threatening me over? I presume you at least have a semi-sound reason for this foolishness. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

adarkerdiana
2014-11-10 05:06 pm UTC (link)

You have no idea who I am. That's hilarious. My friends all know about Kol. We've been together for awhile or we were together until you and your ridiculous siblings took him away from me. You think you can destroy him any time you feel like a bunch of roving bullies?

There's a new bully in town. Hi. I'm Diana. Your brother would have introduced me but he never wanted me to meet his psychotic family for a reason it seems. Better late than never, right?

I'm on my way home right now. I recommend you not be when I get there. That is, unless you plan to tell me where Kol is.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Diana

buffythevampire
2014-11-10 05:18 pm UTC (link)

Wonderful to meet you, Diana. Interesting to see that Kol's fascination with witches is still alive and well.

Although I can see you are eager to blame me for putting Kol down, I cannot take that credit. It belongs to my brothers. I do not take part in daggerings. It is a sickness my brother enjoys far too much and something I have been on the receiving end of far too often. I was only informed after the fact that it had been done, and Nik did not reveal precisely where he had buried Kol's coffin this time around. And, honestly, I would prefer not to know. You will have to speak with Niklaus or Elijah for further details.

I will be leaving. Your friend is alone with my niece and I would like to prevent any accidental harm.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Rebekah

adarkerdiana
2014-11-10 05:23 pm UTC (link)

And you feel like you're better than them. You think you're not part of the sickness because it's happened to you? Do you have any idea how crazy you sound right now? Stand up to your bullying brothers. Stop being their victim. Help the one brother that needs it right now. What the fuck is wrong with you?

You might hurt your niece worse than Cassie ever could in your body. Vampires might be full of brute strength but the power Cassie has will blow your mind and has the capacity to destroy your niece. If you actually care about anyone but yourself, maybe take that into consideration.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Diana

buffythevampire
2014-11-10 05:28 pm UTC (link)

Kol murdered an entire house of girls. You seem rather high and mighty. Do you find that acceptable? Perhaps I am a victim. Perhaps I do only care about myself. But I did not kill an entire sorority as soon as I arrived in Portland.

I love my niece, but what would you have me do? Leave her in the company of two vampires who cannot currently control their bloodlust? Stay here where you've already threatened multiple times to kill me for something I had no part in?

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Rebekah

adarkerdiana
2014-11-10 05:31 pm UTC (link)

Were you friends with those girls? Kol helped someone murder a house of strangers. I'm not totally impressed with it either but does that warrant having your entire family of bloodsucking murderers turn on you? How do you not see how crazy you all are? Have you never murdered a house full of people, Rebekah? Don't bother lying, I already know the answer.

I don't care what you do. I'm just giving you fair warning because no baby deserves to be put through the wringer by your family. She already has a lifetime of that ahead of her.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Diana

buffythevampire
2014-11-10 05:49 pm UTC (link)

Does it matter whether I was friends with them or not? The facts are the Kol murdered, or helped murder, all of those girls for no particular reason. I will not deny having done similar things in the past, but I have been working to change and move forward. Kol has not. Perhaps we are a crazy family of bloodsucking murderers, but the one thing that you do not seem to understand is this: Kol is one of us. He is not the innocent you seem so eager to portray him as. He is just as awful as every one of us, perhaps worse at times. But, of course, you're just a silly lovestruck teenager; you would paint him out to be the hero in this story. But none of us are heroes, something you seem to understand when it comes to myself and my other two brothers.

I will find some other way to care for her. I do appreciate your help, at least in that particular matter.

(Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

Rebekah

adarkerdiana
2014-11-10 05:58 pm UTC (link)

L O L

You are a crazy bitch. Like beyond any professional help on the planet. I don't even need to hurt you. You'll just destroy yourself.

When you slip up, Rebekah? And I really hope you do, I'm going to be there and I'm going to have a dagger and you're going to get the same treatment Kol did. The only one that "fancies" anyone a hero is your unnecessarily high opinion of your sick sad self.

(Reply to this) (Parent)

	evilprincess 2014-11-10 04:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hi, so it looks like I'm...you and you're obviously me. Because that's not weird. So, yeah, uh, I'm Cassie. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Lovely to meet you, Cassie. It would be much more lovely were I not in your body being threatened by a presumably murderous friend of yours. You don't have a car by chance? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	evilprincess 2014-11-10 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	She's my sister. Just...can you not make things worse? They're already bad enough. I don't know, I haven't really had a chance to look since I'm trying to keep people from killing each other in your house. Oh, and you have a baby?! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:58 pm UTC (link)
	All I've done is speak to her. I have no intention of harming her, a sentiment it doesn't seem she shares. I meant here. Your own, at this house. The baby is my niece, my brother's child. I'll be on my way over shortly. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	shiftingromeo 2014-11-10 04:46 pm UTC (link)
	Same reason I'm a shapeshifting girl? I would say karma, but this is all sorts of awesome. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:48 pm UTC (link)
	Of course you would see the bright side. You aren't being inundated with silly threats. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-11-10 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	No, I'm not. But... let me just say this and get it out of the way. YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	buffythevampire 2014-11-10 04:53 pm UTC (link)
	Shut up! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	shiftingromeo 2014-11-10 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	I looooooooooooooove youuuuuuuuu (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Rebekah holysweethell 2014-11-10 06:04 pm UTC (link)
	Thank God. I've got Clara, she's fine. I'm fine too, by the way. Dani just almost ripped my fucking throat out. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Santana buffythevampire 2014-11-10 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	I don't really care right now, Santana. Just take care of my niece, and I will deal with your problems later. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Rebekah holysweethell 2014-11-10 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	Fine. Whatever. (Reply to this) (Parent)