I'm not saying I'm drunk... but if I were drunk...
Oh fuck it, I'm semi-drunk. It's way too early in the morning to be drunk, and I still have my wits about me. I think. Ask me again in fifteen minutes.
I want some havoc. (Technically, I want to go back to my normal life, which is havoc enough for anyone, but havoc here sans monsters and people I like disappearing would be awesome.)