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Tweak says, "ADRIAAAAAN!"

Neal Caffrey (takeliberties) wrote in portland_net,
@ 2014-06-29 05:58:00

Entry tags:

blaine anderson, isaac lahey, neal caffrey, tony stark

Let me get this straight. Every record of us ever existing is gone? Qualifications, bank records, security clearances, international watch lists, Facebook? The professional reputation I've been building for fifteen years?

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	thealphagay 2014-06-28 07:17 pm UTC (link)
	... Cooper?? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	~~Benjamin Co~~ Sorry? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, you SHOULD be sorry - oh my god coop oh my god I've been here for months and Santana's a vampire and Finn's alive again and I got possessed by a demon for almost two weeks and there have been monsters running around and for two weeks I was a girl (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'm pretty sure we've got our wires crossed. Neal Caffrey, FBI consultant. Or at least, I used to be. Sounds like you're having a pretty rough time of it. They didn't quite give me the impression that it was this crazy here. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 08:25 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, hahahahaha, that's great, you got me, you're really method, but CSI or NCIS or SVU or ABCD or whatever isn't going to be picking up your audition tape here because we're trapped in another dimension Can we have a serious conversation? Please? No accents, no characters, no dramatic finger-pointing? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 08:34 pm UTC (link)
	[photo of FBI consultant ID card] Neal Caffrey, MFA, MA, born March 21 1977, grew up in St Louis, lived in New York for the last decade, worked for the FBI as an authenticator and art crimes consultant for the last three years. Your friend sounds fun, though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	He's not my friend, he's my big brother. And... I'm sorry, I must have made a mistake. I have this from back home; I helped my brother make an audition tape for Transformers to send to Michael Bay. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 08:44 pm UTC (link)
	Wow, I can see why. Did he get the part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 08:48 pm UTC (link)
	Do you think he got the part? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 08:52 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, you can learn to act, but you can't learn to look good! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	It was a no from Mr. Bay, but he wound up booking a couple Law and Order episodes. I'm Blaine Anderson, by the way, since... you know, we're not actually family. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 09:00 pm UTC (link)
	Good work, Cooper. Nice to meet you, Blaine. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	thealphagay 2014-06-28 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	Sorry for thinking you were my brother, I've been really needing my family right now and I really thought the portal had done me a favor. But it's nice to meet you, too. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-29 04:02 am UTC (link)
	Hey seriously, don't worry about it. If nothing else I'm getting a pretty good idea of what I'm in for here. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	heartofscraps 2014-06-28 08:54 pm UTC (link)
	Yep. Sucks, doesn't it. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-28 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	Guess I've got some research to do, then. Maybe I can shave a few years off this time if I impress the right people. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	laheywolf 2014-06-28 10:04 pm UTC (link)
	Professional reputation? What'd you do before coming here? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-29 04:05 am UTC (link)
	I'm an artist, but I do a lot of work with the FBI as well - authenticating art, bonds, things like that, some consultation. I'm pretty good at realistic reproductions so I can spot a lot of tricks people use to try to fool the experts. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laheywolf 2014-06-29 04:12 am UTC (link)
	Oh. That's pretty cool. You could probably do the same thing here, or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-29 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Hopefully. You need to get your name out there as someone who knows what they're doing, but I'll work on it. I can do some of my own stuff in the meantime. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	laheywolf 2014-06-29 04:33 am UTC (link)
	You didn't do your own stuff before? Just the FBI things? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	takeliberties 2014-06-29 04:46 am UTC (link)
	Before the FBI I did a lot more. Some original, some reproductions. I guess I got busy when I got the consulting gig, I didn't really realise how much I'd enjoy it. (Reply to this) (Parent)