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Amy is tired of waiting, Raggedy Man ([info]pondoflife) wrote in [info]portland_net,
@ 2014-05-14 22:14:00

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Entry tags:amy pond, clara oswald, elena gilbert, ianto jones, jack harkness, river song

Ugggghhhhh do I really have to go to the men's bathroom? Well, I don't care. I'm still sitting down.


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[info]killedtwice
2014-05-15 02:19 am UTC (link)
But think of the practicality of being able to pee standing up?

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
I don't want practicality. It only means I have to stand next to other men REAL MEN while they take out their gross sausages!

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[info]killedtwice
2014-05-15 02:41 am UTC (link)
Oh God they are all going to be more experienced than us.. We really are expected to piss like a man. Like we've been doing this our whole lives. I'm practicing first I can't go out there and look like I can't handle my own...stuff!

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 02:43 am UTC (link)
Oh I can handle it just fine. I just don't want to have to look at all that while I'm trying to take a whizz.

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[info]ex_justclara131
2014-05-15 02:21 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one in the house that didn't turn?

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 02:30 am UTC (link)
Seems like it, Clara.

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[info]ex_justclara131
2014-05-15 02:35 am UTC (link)
Anything I can do?

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 02:37 am UTC (link)
I'm not sure, but for some reason I'm starving! And I only just ate.

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[info]ex_justclara131
2014-05-15 02:41 am UTC (link)
I think there might be some leftovers in the fridge.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 02:42 am UTC (link)
Thanks I'll go look. You have no idea what it was like when this hunk of a bloke showed up to work at Forever 21 today.

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-15 12:50 pm UTC (link)
I think so, unless Rose is still a girl.

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[info]badwolftyler
2014-05-15 02:48 pm UTC (link)
Rose is not still a girl.

And speaking of which... I'm using your shaving cream. This facial hair is ridiculous.

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-15 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Go ahead and help yourself. If you girls need any clothes, feel free to raid my room.

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[info]badwolftyler
2014-05-16 12:46 am UTC (link)
Some of your trousers are too tight in the you-know-what area. Yes, I've already begun the raiding party.

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-17 07:59 pm UTC (link)
Very nice!!! And go for it. Just not the coat. ;)

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[info]badwolftyler
2014-05-22 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Awww why not the coat? I can't just try it on?

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-30 06:12 am UTC (link)
Okay, you can try it on. But ONLY because it's you.

BTW... if you have that Union Jack shirt of yours here? I'm stealing it to wear.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Oh Rose, you're like a furby.

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[info]badwolftyler
2014-05-16 12:47 am UTC (link)
I know! It's awful!

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 03:27 am UTC (link)
Oh god.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 03:42 am UTC (link)
Hello beautiful. Have I got a son now?

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
Apparently you do, Dad

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 04:06 am UTC (link)
Rory can definitely pull off Mum for a while.

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 04:10 am UTC (link)
He is the more feminine of the two of you.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 04:17 am UTC (link)
By a long shot! I think he came with me to pick out my first bra. And he either knew exactly what would fit me or he just wanted to see me half naked.

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 04:19 am UTC (link)
For the nine-millionth time, he wanted to see you half naked, you mad person.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 04:21 am UTC (link)
But I was chunky when I was younger!

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 04:22 am UTC (link)
1. he didn't care. 2. he loved you. 3. you were beautiful, so shut up.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 04:23 am UTC (link)
I miss that idiot.

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[info]hidethedamage
2014-05-15 04:26 am UTC (link)
Me too. It seems this place makes me miss people something horrible. It needs to stop it.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Must be a combination of this place and the fact that we can't leave. If we could use the TARDIS, we could go find him, but she isn't even working right here.

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-15 12:52 pm UTC (link)
Yes, you have to use the men's bathroom when you're not at home. And peeing while standing it easy. Just aim and shoot.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-15 03:23 pm UTC (link)
It's not the aiming bit that bothers me. It's the bit about having to look at other bits that bothers me.

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[info]jackofboe
2014-05-17 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Just don't look. Helpful hint: Most men do not usually stare at each others bits while in the loo. It's just not really done and considered bad form.

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-22 12:36 pm UTC (link)
Good to know.

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[info]nosuitnoservice
2014-05-16 01:03 am UTC (link)
Men's bathrooms have stalls too. You don't have to use the urinals, if that helps.

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[info]nosuitnoservice
2014-05-16 01:04 am UTC (link)
(Also technically bathroom etiquette states that you carefully not look, so probably you'd fit in fine, but definitely just use the stalls if you're not comfortable.)

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[info]pondoflife
2014-05-16 02:08 am UTC (link)
I absolutely fully intend to! Though the bit about etiquette does make me feel better.

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