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So now that I'm squared away with a job and whatnot

Hi ya'll. I'm Elliot. Lived around here for most of my life now. Zero useful skills but hey, I can bake some super awesome cookies. Which by the way I totally did. Guess cats out of the bag now that I'm all mutant or whatevs.

Where my friends at tho? Anyone I knew from before locked up in this place?

[Ophelia]

I baked you cookies. They're just chocolate chip. Although idk if you smoke but if you smoke I can make special ones. I mean I did already, but not the ones I left out. Swear.