unbroken_halo (unbroken_halo) wrote in pornicators, @ 2007-03-15 11:05:00 |
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Original poster: unbroken_halo
Title: Snarkily Ever After
Author: unbroken_halo
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and Company belong to JK Rowling. No money was made writing this bit of fiction.
Pairing: Severus/Harry
Rating: PG
Summary: Set a few months after the events of Small Snapes, Severus and Harry have settled into an easy relationship.
Warnings: OOC-ness
AN: Written for suemonroe who requested a follow-up to Small Snapes. Might want to read that first if you haven't since some events from that fic are mentioned in this one.
Harry prodded the blanket-covered lump in the bed. It growled and Harry shook his head.
"Severus, wake-up."
The blankets moved slightly and another growl was issued forth from their depths.
"I suppose I could just drench you and then have Dobby change the sheets. I think it's about time you shampoo the potion out of your hair anyway. Yes, I have decided you need a bath this morning. Ice cold so you feel refreshed."
Harry had just aimed his wand at the duvet when it came flying back at him. Severus's hand wrapped around his wrist and his long fingers pluck the holly wand from Harry's nimble fingers.
"I told you if you ever pointed that thing at me again, I would make you beg for mercy and not in a good way either."
Harry arched an eyebrow at Severus. "You are the one who told me to wake you."
Severus stood and stretched his long frame, glaring at Harry the entire time. "Hmm, yes, I seem to remember giving that directive but what I don't recall was saying I wanted to be threatened with the business end of your wand."
Harry smirked and suppressed his laughter. "You didn't seem to mind so much last night."
Severus rolled his eyes. "Crude school boy humour. It's unbecoming of you as you are no longer a school boy." He shook the stretch off and padded over to the younger man on his way to the loo. "Please contain yourself. I am in no mood to repeat the events of a few months ago."
"Severus, I paid those fines!" Harry whinged and followed Severus to the toilet. He was never going to be forgiven for the spell that had led them to this moment in time.
Severus smirked. "As well as you should have. I certainly wasn't going to pay them. I was an innocent bystander." He ran some water into his shaving mug and flicked his wand at it. The lather bubbled up the sides of the cup and he grabbed the brush, dipping it into the foam and circling the soap onto his face and neck.
Harry snorted and leaned against the doorframe watching his lover prepare for the day. "Innocent, my arse. It was your fault that the kitchen had to be completely restocked and staffed. I cleaned it up as best as possible."
"Well, then perhaps you should have Obliviated Madame Agrippa." Severus raised a sharp straight edge razor to his neck and began to shave.
"Like that would have done any good. The memory potions didn't help our case that much. Some owls still made it to the Ministry either way."
"Little blighters. I knew I should have signed that petition to ban the children from having personal owls. They never would have made it to the Owlery in time that night."
Severus shrugged slightly and placed a hand over his heart as he leaned forward over the sink to the mirror to check the clear path he had just shaved. "It's not my fault you let her go. Casualties are to be expected in times of war."
Harry shook his head. "Yes, I suppose Tonks and Ron think have liked to be Obliviated as well after coming upon us in your quarters. I don't think I have ever seen Ron that red or Tonks that pale."
Severus scowled. "Bloody Aurors. One should learn to knock especially at someone's private residence otherwise they run the risk of intruding on private moments."
Harry chuckled again. "You just couldn't wait to get your hands on me again. It was worth the night spent in the Ministry's holding cells."
"You have an over inflated opinion of yourself, Mister Potter." Severus scraped the last bit of shaving foam from his face then rinsed.
Severus turned and looked at Harry after wiping his face. "I am glad you enjoyed yourself. I suppose it's every young person's ambition to spend the night in gaol. I, however, never want to see the inside of that division ever again." He cast a cleansing charm on his mouth then stepped up to Harry, glaring down at the shorter man.
"I've had enough of this discussion. Do resume your boy toy duties and retrieve me a cup of coffee."
Severus grabbed the younger man and pressed his mouth to Harry's, sucking Harry's bottom lip into his mouth. He bit and pulled Harry's lip back, only letting go after Harry's arms had wrapped about him and squeezed his bottom roughly.
Harry's whimper echoed in the loo and Severus smirked. "Be gone with you now, I've to get ready to engage in more guerilla tactics." He turned and bent, spinning the taps and adding green foam to the flowing water.
Harry sighed and shook his head. "Severus, they are children and warfare is not the way to deal with them."
Severus arched an eyebrow and stripped off his nightshirt before stepping into the tub. "That's what you think. I won't take the time to delude you of your fantasy." He sank down into the water and waved his hand at Harry.
"Go on now, I wouldn't say no to a bit of crumpets and jam either this morning. Blackberry and no seeds."
Harry rolled his eyes and left Severus to his morning ablutions. It wasn't his fault the Ministry had banned him from working with children. Bloody parents complaining about a memory potion when they had the gall to demand the contraceptive potion still be added to the Pumpkin juice.
He knelt in front of the fireplace and ordered them breakfast from the kitchens, smiling broadly even though his life had certainly taken a different turn since that evening last September.
Standing up from the fireplace, Harry walked over to the desk Severus had moved into his quarters for him. He was happy and Severus was… well Severus. All in all not a bad bit of spellwork, he thought as he sat down and began to write out his version of the fateful trip to Hogwarts. He had a book deal and this was too good not to use.
The End