Prompt List: Round Four (Characters, Numbers and A-H) As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!
Okay, so far this is the Biggest Porn Battle Ever! Now it's your job to make sure it stays that way by writing as much porn as you possibly can. To help you (and you know, those of us in a fic challenge with a due date of Sunday--you know who you are), I'm going to give us all not one, but two extra days.
Yes, you heard it right! The deadline for Round Four is (roughly) midnight of Wednesday, June 18.
Because the prompt list is so long, I'm splitting it. This is the characters, numbers and A-H post. The I-R post is here and the S-Z and Crossover post is here.
You must put the prompt in the subject header of your comment. If the prompt is too long, name the fandom and pairing and as much of the rest as you can. (This is so that at the end of the round, we can make a link back to your fic on the final Master List.)
Please check the list over and drop me a line on the prompt post if I missed your prompts. Also please note, briar_pipe was kind enough to give me a list of some of the full names of the various anime/manga prompts. So if you used an abbreviation, your prompt may look a little different. I did make a few other changes involving abbreviations, Roman numerals and the word "the", so please check both lists before you ask me to repost a prompt. Spelling mistakes and the order of the names in a pairing/moresome were not changed so, to use SGA as an example, make sure you look for John/Rodney and Rodney/John.
.hack//G.U., Haseo/Endrance, "what I should have been embracing".hack//G.U., Shino/Atoli, "someone to ease your wounded heart"
.hack//Legend of the Twilight, Balmung/Reki, "overworked" .hack//Legend of the Twilight, Reki/Magi, "what it means to serve someone" .hack//Legend, Reki/Balmung, "trust me" .hack//Legend, Reki/Kamui, meeting outside the game
.hack//Sign, Balmung/Kite, "flying without wings" .hack//Sign, Tsukasa/Elk, "a meeting that would have been impossible" .hack//Sign, Tsukasa/Sora, "a PK gone wrong"
1776, Jefferson/Adams, hot as hell 1776, Jefferson/Adams, indecision
28 Days Later, Hannah/Selena/Jim. Hell. Hello. 28 Days Later, Jim/Major Henry West. “I would have taken care of you.”
3:10 To Yuma Ben/Dan/Charlie watching you watching him 3:10 To Yuma Ben/Jackson/Charlie Surprise on top 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, sunburn 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan, faithfulness 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan/Charlie, negotiations 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Will, taking Dan's place 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, mismatched 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Will, forming a new gang 3:10 to Yuma, Dan/Ben, cleanliness 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, too much 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, distracted 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, injury 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, fearless 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, outdoors 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, disguise 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, Yuma prison 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, swimming hole 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, compromising situation 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Charlie, modern day AU/organized crime 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, protective 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, mannerisms 3:10 to Yuma, Charlie/Jackson, tease/teasing 3:10 to Yuma, Ben/Dan/Charlie, "Well, that's interesting."
A-Team, B.A./Hannibal, bad ideas A-Team, Face/Murdock, howling at the moon
Ace Attorney, Apollo/Klavier, that old time rock and roll Ace Attorney, Daryan/Klavier, you're the boy with all the leather hips / stick hands, sticky hips / stubble on my sticky lips Ace Attorney, Godot/Phoenix, bitter kisses Ace Attorney, Krstoph/Klavier, under control Ace Attorney, Phoenix/Miles, have you been working out?
After School Nightmare, Ichijo/Kureha: Their night together. After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Kureha, graduate After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Sou, beyond After School Nightmare, Mashiro/Sou, crossdressing
Air Gear, Ikki/Kazu, rock of ages Air Gear, Nike/Simca, we praise the fallen. Air Gear, Spitfire/Nue, not a child Air Gear, Spitfire/Sano/Kazu, "it is a fire that consumes me, but I am the fire"
Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, trickster kitsune au Akagi, Akagi/Ichikawa, two sides of the same coin Akagi, Akagi/Nangou, a learning experience Akagi, Akagi/Washizu, cunning plans Akagi, Akagi/Yasouka, scars Akagi, Akagi/Yasuoka, a deal's a deal Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, "Hell no!" Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, leer Akagi, Akagi/Yukio, like looking in a mirror Akagi, Ichikawa/Akagi, slight misgivings Akagi, Yasuoka/Nangou, when the kids are away... Akagi, Yasuoka/Yukio, paying back your debts Akagi, young Washizu/young Ichikawa, in uniform Akagi, young!Washizu/young!Ichikawa, seen too much
Alexander the Great, Hephaistion/Alexander, teasing
All the Pretty Horses (bookverse), John Grady Cole/Lacey Rawlins, crossing the Rio Grande
Amatsuki, Ginshu/Bonten, sunbathing Amatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the question game Amatsuki, Ginshu/Hiwa, the scent of summer Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, babysitting Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, cultural differences Amatsuki, Heihachi/Tsuyukusa, pollination Amatsuki, Heihachi/Utsubushi/Kurotobi, "so how about that dinner?" Amatsuki, Kurotobi/Toki, just another one of those things Amatsuki, Utsubushi/Toki, not as strange as it would seem Amatsuki: Kon, Kuchiha, bark worse then bite.
Angel Sanctuary: Setsuna/Sara, the biggest sin
Animaniacs, Pinky/Brain, "the same thing we do every night, Pinky...."
Atsu-hime, Iesada/Atsu, eccentricity, my hibachi, my senbei, and my wife Atsu-hime, Naogoro/Atsu, "For you, I'll become the best man in Japan!" Atsu-hime, Naogoro/Chika, "I'll take care of you just like I was asked to."
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, fire-dancing Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko, teaching him a more upbeat attitude :D Avatar: The Last Airbender, Aang/Zuko/Katara, "cmon guys, can't you even get along when we're all naked?" Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee, losing her center Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Ty Lee/Mai, prison sex Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, Azula lies to the end Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azula/Zuko, I need you brother Avatar: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted" Avatar: The Last Airbender, Jet/Katara/Zuko, Lee learns a lesson Avatar: The Last Airbender, Katara/Aang, you are sixteen/going on seventeen Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, footsie Avatar: The Last Airbender, Smellerbee/Toph, grooming secrets Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Toph, not what was expected Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, alliance Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, confused, “I don’t know anyone else like this.” Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, passion Avatar: The Last Airbender, Sokka/Zuko, snark and banter Avatar: The Last Airbender, Suki/Sokka, battle skirts Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, I think you're pretty... Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Katara, which is the better restraint, rock handcuffs or water handcuffs? Let's test it. Avatar: The Last Airbender, Toph/Zuko, smile for once Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, close quarters Avatar: The Last Airbender, Ty Lee/Mai, I spy... Avatar: The Last Airbender, Zuko/Jet, friendenemies Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Last Airbender, Haru/Katara, "don't fall in love with a travelling girl: she'll leave you broken-hearted"
Babylon 5: Lyta/Kosh, mirror
Baccano!, Berga/Tick, they fight crime! Baccano!, Claire (Vino)/Chane, The thrill is the chase Baccano!, Claire/Chane, adrenaline junkie, pounding Baccano!, Claire/Chane, knifeplay, learning her rhythms Baccano!, Claire/Luck, acrobatics, circus tricks Baccano!, Claire/Luck, first taste Baccano!, Claire/Luck, it’s not about who’s in charge Baccano!, Dallas/Eve, sizekink, little sister Baccano!, Firo/Ennis, What else did he learn from Szilard? Baccano!, Firo/Maiza, does this count as incest?/memory kink Baccano!, Isaac/Miria, unexpected location Baccano!, Jacuzzi/Nice, Getting the tattoo Baccano!, Ladd/Lua, dissociation, she watches from a place outside herself Baccano!, Ladd/Luck, How far can I push? How far will you let me? Let me under your skin. Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, Give the kid a smack. Maybe then he'll learn. Baccano!, Luck/Dallas, gunplay, keep coming back for more Baccano!, Luck/Firo, A friendly game of cards Baccano!, Luck/Maiza, kids these days have no sense of fashion or style Baccano!, Maiza/Firo, No matter how long I go, when I turn around, there you are. Baccano!, Nice/Jacuzzi, she has no trouble being bold Baccano!, Rachel --> Claire/Chane, field observations (well, that wasn't going in her report to the Director) Baccano, Claire/Luck, seasons don't fear the reaper Baccano, Firo/Maiza, maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me Baccano, Ronnie/Maiza, haunting your footsteps Baccano, Sylvie/Rachel, not a normal girl
Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, 3:00 AM Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, confession Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, discovery Banana Fish, Ash/Eiji, first time Banana Fish, Eiji/Sing, comfort
Batman Begins, Alfred/Lucius, a borrowed book Batman Begins, Alfred/Lucius, newest tricks Batman Begins, Batman/Gordon, water under the bridge Batman Begins; Batman/Gordon; "I don't let just anyone drive the Batmobile"
Battle Athletes (OAV), Kris/Akari, shooting star Battle Athletes (OAV), Kris/Anna/Akari, locker room Battle Athletes (TV), Akari/Itchan, fireflies Battle Athletes (TV), Jessie/Ayla, finish line Battle Athletes (TV), Kris/Akari/Itchan, learning to share
Battlestar Galactica 2004, Adama/Roslin, roleplay, something out of a cheap mystery novel Battlestar Galactica 2004, Baltar/Gaeta, prison, "nothing left of him" Battlestar Galactica 2004, Baltar/Six, sensory deprivation, see only me Battlestar Galactica 2004, Gaeta/Baltar, against a wall, I've been so disillusioned Battlestar Galactica 2004, Kara/Leoben, bloodplay, trinkets Battlestar Galactica 2004, Zarek/Lee, corruption, political animal Battlestar Galactica, Adama/Tigh, devotion Battlestar Galactica, Helo/Athena, dark night, red spine Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben, inspiration Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Leoben, stigmata Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam, as a raging fire Battlestar Galactica, Kara/Sam, booty call Battlestar Galactica, Lee/Zarek, idealism Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Adama, never asked for a thing Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Six, guilt Battlestar Galactica, Tigh/Six, shortcuts Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Helo, paint smeared fingers Battlestar Galactica: Kara/Sam/Lee, working it out Battlestar Galactica; Kara/Leoben, river, fate, destiny
Big Band Theory, Walowitz/anyone, perpetual motion machine Big Bang Theory, Leonard/Penny, more than one kind of love Big Bang Theory, Leonard/Sheldon, "How does he have any friends?" "Well, we liked Leonard..."
Bijou, Garnet and Guards, zombie apocalypse
Bleach, Aizen/Gin, but he talks like a gentleman / like you imagined when you were young Bleach, Aizen/Gin, zombie apocalypse, "Well, that wasn't in the plan." Bleach, Aizen/Urahara, Half an hour until the end of the world Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, in the office Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, loyalty, anything for the Captain Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, negotiating the texture of his skin Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, The other duty of a vice-captain Bleach, Byakuya/Renji, the sum of a thousand regrets Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, duties, helpfully fulfilling Rukia’s duties while she’s on a mission Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, indecent thoughts, she looks so similar to her sister Bleach, Byakuya/Rukia, Let me take you to another place/Where nothing ever seems to matter Bleach, Gotei 13, zombie apocalypse Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo ; spanking Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, "Got you, Shinigami!" Bleach, Grimmjow/Ichigo, heat of the battle Bleach, Grimmjow/Il Forte ; control Bleach, Hirako/Urahara, a little more is not enough Bleach, Hirako/Urahara, fickle visions Bleach, Ichigo/Chad, Zombie apocalypse Bleach, Ichigo/Everyone He's Fought/Ichigo, Ichigo's harem of semes Bleach, Ichigo/Renji, sweat Bleach, Ichigo/Uryuu ; Chinese take-out Bleach, Ikkaku/Yumichika, after battle sex Bleach, Ishida/Ichigo, Destiny didn't have such a simple plan/I was just a girl and you a young man Bleach, Kaien (Aaroniero Arruruerie?)/Rukia, How could age define/Something so divine/Can this even be real or just exist in my mind Bleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, second meeting Bleach, Kensei/Shuuhei, world of make believe Bleach, Lisa/Nanao, by the book Bleach, Renji/Byakuya, Byakuya's desk Bleach, Renji/Byakuya, this time I win Bleach, Renji/Ichigo, sleepover, spending the night at the Kurosaki household Bleach, Renji/Ishida, heroes Bleach, Renji/Rukia, her delicateness hides one of the strongest women he’s ever known Bleach, Rukia/(Renji/Ichigo/Orihime), "Let me show you my collection; My collection, let me show you it." Bleach, Rukia/Orihime, grooming as foreplay/a sign of affection Bleach, Ryuuken/Uryuu ; medical fetish Bleach, Shinji/Aizen, getting too close Bleach, Shunsui/Lisa/Nanao, someone has to be in charge Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao(/Lisa), memories, "all that you can't leave behind" Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao, not a replacement Bleach, Shunsui/Nanao, paperwork Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, naps in patches of sunbeams Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, the beautiful ones Bleach, Shunsui/Ukitake, your breath hot upon my cheek Bleach, Tatsuki/Orihime, welcome home Bleach, Ukitake/Unohana, playing doctor Bleach, Urahara/Ishida, stitches Bleach, Urahara/Yoruichi, she may be a cat but he's no mouse Bleach, Yoruichi/Byakuya ; teaching Bleach, Yoruichi/Soifon ; first time Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, "Another of your experiments?" Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara, unshakeable Bleach, Yoruichi/Urahara/Soi Fong, I want to watch the two of you Bleach, Yumichika/ Ikkaku, fight!sex, "give me your best shot" Bleach, Zaraki/Byakuya, games, “Don’t toy with me.” Bleach: Ishida/Szayel, ~*~magnificent weapons~*~ Bleach: Nemu/anyone, free will Bleach: Noitora/Nel, sand Bleach: Noitora/Tesla, you'll do Bleach: Renji/Rukia, size difference Bleach: Shinji/Hiyori, listening to music
Bones: Temperance/Cam, Competition, A wager over stale coffee.
Bourne Identity, Bourne/Maria, do you think they'll find us in Fiji? Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, be absolutely silent Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, stress relief Bourne Identity, Bourne/Nikki, training days
Brave New World, Helmholtz/Bernard, different Brave New World, Helmholtz/Bernard, exile
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Andrew/Spike, geeks Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Andrew/Xander, few Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Buffy, mutual masturbation Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel/Spike/Buffy, asserting dominance Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angelus/Buffy, devotion Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angelus/Spike, eternity Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Buffy/anybody, prisoner Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Faith/anyone, break Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Angel, touch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Buffy, talking during sex Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, awkward Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, blond jokes Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Spike/Xander, toys Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Xander/Spike, guilty
Buraiden Gai, solo Gai, tasers Buraiden Gai, solo Gai, uniform kink
Burst Angel, Jo/Meg, this is definitely better than watching a zombie flick
Bus Gamer, Toki/Saito, intoxication
Cardcaptor Sakura, Touya/Yue, wing!kink Cardcaptor Sakura: Nakuru/Yukito, falling asleep Cardcaptor Sakura: Touya/Yukito, something I have to tell you
Carnivale, Brother Justin/Iris/Tommy Dolan: When you get in bed with the devil sooner or later you have to fuck.
Casino Royale, Bond/M, easier the second time
Castlevania Lament of Innocence, Mathias/Leon, This is how you made my heart a hunter Castlevania, Ricter/Alucard, trust, “You need to feed and I’m here so just do it already.”
Chrono Crusade: Chrno/Rosette, all about us
Clamp Campus Detectives, Nokoru/Suoh, futurefic, "can't seduce your best friend like you would a lady"
Code Geass, Clovis/Lelouch, the artist and his (nude) subject Code Geass, Kaguya/Lelouch, some day my prince will come for me Code Geass, Kallen/C.C., food fight Code Geass, Lelouch/Rolo, in the privacy of our home Code Geass, Lelouche/Kallen, deception/blindfold Code Geass, Marianne/Cornelia, teach me everything you know Code Geass, Suzaku/Lelouch, interrogation Code Geass, Suzaku/Lelouch, tutor me in English/Japanese Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebllion R2, CC/Kallen, "It's all going to your hips"
Cowboy Bebop, Fay/Spike, some people are always reachin' for some things that they don't need Cowboy Bebop, Spike/anyone, I had your number quite some time ago/Back when we were young/But I had to grow Cowboy Bebop, Spike/Faye, screen Cowboy Bebop, Spike/Julia, watch Cowboy Bebop, Vicious/Gren, between the bomb shells
D. Gray-man, Kanda/Lavi/Allen, You'll never be alone again. D. Gray Man, Millennium Earl/Tiki, pet D. Gray Man, Millennium Earl/Tiki, pet D.Gray-man, Rabi/Tiki, A moment of devotion D.Gray-man, Sheryl/Road, daughter D.Gray-man, Tyki Mikk/Kanda Yu, Swallow your hatred and give yourself to me -
DC Comics, Bart Allen/Bruce Wayne, sex pollen DC Comics, Bart Allen/Dick Grayson, unique DC Comics, Bart Allen/Kon-El, resurrection DC comics, Bart Allen/Tim Drake, shallow, "I'm getting much better!" DC Comics, Bart Allen/Tim Drake/Kon-El, triad DC Comics, Blue Beetle (Ted Kord)/Booster Gold, red DC comics, Brainiac 5/Barbara Gordon, meeting of the minds DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, after a fight DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Jason Todd, costume fitting DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, never without a mask DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake, restraints DC Comics, Bruce Wayne/Tim Drake/Kon-El, one walking in on the other two DC comics, Cassandra Cain/Mia Dearden, catch me if you can DC comics, Catwoman/Spoiler (Selina Kyle/Stephanie Brown), return, "Gotham, she fucks you up" DC Comics, Dick Grayson/Bruce Wayne, ward DC comics, Dick Grayson/Kon-El, forgiven DC comics, Fire/Ice/Guy Gardner, reunion! DC comics, Jason Todd/Bart Allen, caught off-guard DC comics, Jason Todd/Tim Drake, long time no see DC comics, Oliver Queen/Hal Jordan, avoiding the topic DC comics, Renee Montoya/Helena Bertinelli, irreplaceable DC comics, Renee Montoya/Kate Spencer, the mask gives them a freedom the law could never allow DC comics, Roy Harper/Bart Allen, all grown up DC comics, Roy Harper/Jason Todd, rough trade DC Comics, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, comfort in the dark DC comics, Superman/Batman, amnesia DC comics, Superman/Robin, whenever, wherever DC Comics, Tim Drake/Bruce Wayne, what makes him special DC Comics, Tim Drake/Dick Grayson, process
Death Note, Gevanni/Near, as simple as Death Note, L/Misa, forbidden fruit Death Note, Light/L, food kink Death Note, Light/L, love/hate relationship Death Note, Light/L, surveillance Death Note, Light/Misa, would you shut up already? Death Note, Light/Misa/L, analysis Death Note, Matsuda/Near, cling
Detective Academy Q, Dan/King Hades, opposing natures Detective Academy Q, Ryu/Keroberos, "but let me serve you, my prince" Detective Academy Q, Ryu/Kyu, there are monsters in the dark, but not with you.
Devil May Cry, Dante/Nero, Advantages "I've been around the block more than once, kid." Devil May Cry, Dante/Vergil, Lie to me Devil May Cry, Gloria/Nero, Commitment is all well and good, but you can relax every once in a while Devil May Cry, Nero/Kyrie, Devil Trigger, Trying something new
Dexter, Deborah/Lundy, video-chat Dexter, Debra/Lundy, phone sex Dexter, Dexter/Deborah, visceral Dexter, Dexter/Rudy, winning is losing
Digimon, Daisuke/Ken, rainy season
Digital Devil Saga 2, Argilla/Jinana, chan, the things that carry over Digital Devil Saga 2, Heat solo, "He doesn't know if he wants men or women, and the being that comes to him behind closed eyelids doesn't seem to be either." Digital Devil Saga, Angel/David, fetishization of intersex anatomy, "She's beautiful, is all." Digital Devil Saga, Angel/Sera, dubcon, self-hatred Digital Devil Saga, Any Embryon/Adil, Getting to know your new comrades Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana "Your G-d shall be my G-d, your people my people..." Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana "Your G-d shall be my G-d, your people my people..." Digital Devil Saga, Argilla/Jinana, rain, water sliding over skin Digital Devil Saga, Cielo(Dyaus)/Gale, demon form/Human form, show of loyalty Digital Devil Saga, embryon, sex without understanding of emotional underpinnings, group exploration Digital Devil Saga, gale/cielo, multiple orgasms, "Still not there yet, eh brudda?" Digital Devil Saga, Gale/Roland, shared fantasies, honor (and him) Digital Devil Saga, Gale/serph, berserk form Digital Devil Saga, Heat solo, portraits of the princess and the good prince Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Sera, blood, don't want to hurt you, just want you to see Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Seraph, reverence, the body is the garden of the soul Digital Devil Saga, Heat/Serph, D/s, leader Digital Devil Saga, Lupa/Gale, burn wounds Digital Devil Saga, Lupa/Gale, the AU where Lupa doesn't die Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Adil, Counting down the time we have left Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Argilla, ink, unfinished novels Digital Devil Saga, Roland/Embryon, initiation
Dinosaur Comics, cast, zombie apocalypse Dinosaur Comics, God/The Devil, DON'T WORRY THEY CAN'T HEAR US
Dirty Harry, Harry/Chico, so that's why they call you Dirty Harry
Dirty Pair: Kei/Yuri; Boys only know one trick.
Discworld, Mal/Polly, seducing young, blonde virgins Discworld, Maladicta/Polly, winter just wasn't my season Discworld, Polly/Mal, we will soldier on Discworld, Vetinari/Vimes, out-maneuvered
Doctor Who, Nine/Jack. Asexual meets omnisexual. Doctor Who, Ten/Jack, punnage of Jack's immortality and the term 'little death' Doctor Who, The Master/Ten, say my name again Doctor Who: Nine/Rose, the doctor dances/what's a day off without aliens trying to kill you/the tea made me do it or five reasons why things that looks like tea in the Tardis kitchen aren't
Dogs, Bishop/Haine, truth Dogs, Haine/Badou, do not envy the sinners Dogs, Haine/Badou, heartbeat Dogs, Haine/Badou, we celebrate the death
Dragon Quest VIII, Angelo/Marcello, "Why are you still here?" Dragonquest VIII: Eight/Marcello, a path to something
Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, my captain Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, New Year Eastern Promises, Kirill/Nikolai, who's that girl
Empire Records, Mark/Lucas, after hours
Entourage, Ari/Mrs. Ari, domesticity Entourage, Eric/Ari, negotiations Entourage, Vince/Eric, Maserati Entourage, Vince/Eric, new hairstyle Entourage, Vince/Eric, public sex Entourage, Vince/Eric, shotgunning pot smoke Entourage, Vince/Mandy Moore, America's sweetheart Entourage, Vince/Mandy Moore, pink
Ergo Proxy, Daedalus/Raul, hatesex, Daedalus as a proxy for Vincent Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Monad: Creation myth. Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Proxy One: Pieces of a violent puzzle. Ergo Proxy, Ergo Proxy/Re-L: T'was beauty killed the beast. Ergo Proxy, Iggy --> Re-l, supression protocals Ergo Proxy, Raul/Daedalus: "Sloppy workmanship will not save time." Ergo Proxy, Re-l/Vincent, the morning after Ergo Proxy, Vincent/self, is this a waking dream?
Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Kid, dreams Eyeshield 21, Hiruma/Mamori, idiosyncrasy Eyeshield 21, Sakuraba/Shin, saggitarius Eyeshield 21, Shin/Sena, competition Eyeshield 21: Hiruma/Mamori, after training/devil's grin/all according to plan Eyeshield 21: Shin/Sena, the smell of fresh grass. Eyeshield21, Hiruma/Mamori, good hands Eyeshield21, Shin/Sena, size differences
Fake News, "Stephen"/John Oliver, luggage Fake News, "Stephen"/Jon Stewart, "That man is a sexual predator." Fake News, "Stephen"/Tad the building manager, tumbling
Farscape, John/Aeryn, rage and ghosts Farscape, John/Harvey, mimicry is a form of possession Farscape, John/Scorpius, destiny Farscape, Scorpius/Aeryn, understanding Farscape, Scorpius/Sikozu, mutual intelligibility
Final Fantasy Chrystal Chronicles: Ring of Fates, Alhanalem/Meeth, "sexu-AL" Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Mustadio, Mustadio tried very hard sometimes to be dashing Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Orlandu, sword play, a sparing match turns into flirting/seduction. Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Ovelia, first (only?) time, teaching her a woman's pleasure Final Fantasy Tactics, Agrias/Ramza, "don't think about him" Final Fantasy Tactics, Algus/Delita, wet dream, he wakes up feeling a little dirty inside. Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Olan, things struck from the record of history Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Orran, hatesex, dissociating Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Ramza, "after so long that's all you have to say?" Final Fantasy Tactics, Delita/Ramza, first time, not so naive as once thought. Final Fantasy Tactics, Mustadio/Agrias, "be mine" Final Fantasy Tactics, Mustadio/Ovelia, the streets of Goug, "Slumming, princess?" Final Fantasy Tactics, Orran/Balmafula, semi-public, taking advantage of her silence but not of her Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Mustadio, "help me forget" Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Mustadio, more than simple camaraderie Final Fantasy Tactics, Ramza/Rapha, dark and mysterious, lithe and unknown
Final Fantasy IV, Edge/Rydia, not afraid of fire Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Barbariccia, xenokink, three long fingers and nothing else Final Fantasy IV, Kain/Edge, Weaknesses
Final Fantasy V, Bartz/Faris, pirates' dances
Final Fantasy VI, Celes/Setzer, odds against us Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Locke, "Just don't think of her" Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Sabin, Welcome home Final Fantasy VI, Edgar/Terra, the tools of love Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Celes, "it was his turn to be bound" Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Celes, treasures inside the cave Final Fantasy VI, Locke/Edgar, slight change of plan Final Fantasy VI, Sabin/Celes, ruined world Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Celes, the unseen scars Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Celes/Locke, a night at the opera Final Fantasy VI, Setzer/Edgar, engine grease
Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to prove Final Fantasy VII, (Rufus/Tseng/Rude/Reno)/Elena, gangbang, nothing left to prove Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Elena, "I'll tell you all about him" Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Sephiroth, sensuality, "Remedial lessons in how to be alive." Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while" Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, "come with me in the twilight of a summer night for a while" Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, bathhouse sex Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Tifa, shopping time (try this on, now take it off) Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Yuffie, girl time Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud, genderswitch, She could dominate them like this Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Zack/Cloud/Sephiroth, pregnancy!sex (or fetishization of a pregnant body) Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Genesis/Sephiroth, Training in the nude. Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Vincent, wings, "Time to get up old man" Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack, The harder they fall Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, hurt/comfort, When hopes and dreams are far away Final Fantasy VII, Angeal/Zack/Cloud, Lifestream sex Final Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found." Final Fantasy VII, any/Vincent, "and yea, the devils were numbered and counted, and there were none to be found."
Final Fantasy VII, AVALANCHE, zombie apocalypse Final Fantasy VII, Chaos!Vincent/Cloud, xenokink, he was fascinated by the unexpected strength Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent (or any FF7 pairing preferred by author/artist), domesticity, frilly apron Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Vincent, first thing in the morning Final Fantasy VII, Cid/Yuffie, Tea Ceremony Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Reno, Compensation Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, "She could understand the facination with tentacles now." Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, battlefield sex (with a rain of bullets overhead) Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, don't stop what you're doing just because I'm doing you Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, I won't stop what I'm doing just because you're doing me (but by all means go on) Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?) Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, sex in public/semipublic places Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, violence Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa, we found a fountain of fun... and the fun kept making us thirsty Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa/Zack, sharing Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tifa/Zack/Aeris, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?) Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Tseng, "The clothes make the man." Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Zack, Size Issues. "Uh...I don't think it'll fit." Final Fantasy VII, Cloud/Zack/Sephiroth, Following Orders. "Yes, sir! Right away, sir!" Final Fantasy VII, demon!Vincent/Cloud, marking territory Final Fantasy VII, Elena/AU Girl!Tseng, wutain customs Final Fantasy VII, Elena/AU Girl!Tseng, wutain customs Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Reno, cunnilingus, quick and dirty Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Reno, cunnilingus, quick and dirty Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Rufus, she may be a woman, but first she’s a turk. (He finds he rather likes that.) Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Rufus, she may be a woman, but first she’s a turk. (He finds he rather likes that.) Final Fantasy VII, Elena/Scarlet, "Who said anything about fighting fair?" Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Angeal/Sephiroth, Breath Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Cloud, Watching Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Sephiroth, "Not half so happy in heaven" Final Fantasy VII, Genesis/Sephiroth, annoyance, "I will make you see sense." Final Fantasy VII, Hojo/Vincent, Xenokink Final Fantasy VII, Lazard/Zack, advice Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Cloud, "Special delivery, babe." Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Elena, it's better than nothing Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Vincent, Tentacles, "And this is what I get for helping people yo." Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Elena, tumbling Final Fantasy VII, Rude/Tifa, crush Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Cloud, daddy themes Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Cloud, quasi-incest Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Reno, claustrophobia Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Reno, gunplay Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Scarlet, the president's desk Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Tseng, Hold on to the end, that's what I intend to do/I'm hopelessly devoted to you Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/Tseng/Vincent, Authority Issues Final Fantasy VII, Rufus/TURKS, zombie apocalypse Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Angeal/Genesis, Mine's bigger than yours Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, "My true love hath my heart, and I have his" Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, bondage, tying the puppet up with his own strings Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, crossdressing, "Dance with me." Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, D/S, "What will you do for your God?" Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Cloud, size differences, He was just so much larger Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Tseng, "He was only human." Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack, bondageless possession Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, anthro, bird tails are for sex Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, underage sex, illicit Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, zombie apocalypse Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIER/Turks, staff party Final Fantasy VII, SOLDIER/Turks, tug-o-war Final Fantasy VII, Tifa/Aeris, our own comfort Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Elena/Reno, the way they egg each other on Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Elena/Reno, the way they egg each other on Final Fantasy VII, Tseng/Zack, Finding you in the land of the lost Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/anyone, Hunger consumes Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cid, Compass Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cid, heat Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, "Take my piece of mind and sign my name across your heart." Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, bondage, playing with the broken strings Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, no crowd. Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, redeeming sins Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Cloud, toxicity. Final Fantasy VII, Vincent/Scarlet, blood and wine Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris(/Sephiroth/Cloud), Is it any wonder we find ourselves laughing / with your tongue at my lips and my hands in your hair? Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, don't stop what you're doing just because I'm doing you Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, I won't stop what I'm doing just because you're doing me (but by all means go on) Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Aeris, like the poppy field, except it's sex pollen (do we want to reach the other side?) Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Any(All), collection, they were His People Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud, ressurection, He didn't care about how or why, but he'd take what happiness he could Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa/Aeris, sharing a house, a bed... and a brain Final Fantasy VII, Zack/Cloud/Tifa/Aeris, sharing a house... and a bed Final Fantasy VII: Aeris/Cissnei, tentacles, You shouldn't be giving away my secrets. Final Fantasy VII: Angeal/Zack, dog tags, What they mean Final Fantasy VII: Angeal/Zack/Sephiroth, desksex, If he liked it this way, who where they to argue? Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Marlene/Denzel, claiming, Not sure how it happened, but it had. Final Fantasy VII: Cloud/Tifa, finally/after the bar closes Final Fantasy VII: Reno/Rude; Replacements. Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Any, drugged/dub-con, It was so easy when he was like this Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Any, Noise, He liked to hear them. Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Zack, domination, With just my voice and my body Final Fantasy VII: Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, collar, They were his pets, and nobody else would touch them. Final Fantasy VII: Shin-Ra military, dress uniforms, actually looked good all cleaned up and in decent clothing. Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Cissnei; Sanity is a precious thing. Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Rude/Reno; Blame it on the quiet ones. Final Fantasy VII: Tseng/Rufus; Sins of the father. Final Fantasy VII: Vincent/Nanaki, xeno Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Aeris, oral sex, She’s not ready to go all the way, but she enjoys this. Final Fantasy VII: Zack/Anyone, Phone sex, Just because
Final Fantasy VIII, Fuujin/Seifer, sorceress' knight Final Fantasy VIII, Irvine/Quistis, the broad side of a barn Final Fantasy VIII, Irvine/Seifer/Zell, Zell in the middle Final fantasy VIII, Irvine/Squall, weapon maintenance, Squall enjoys watching Irvine’s hands Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Kiros, something to pass the time Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Raine, the end of the day Final Fantasy VIII, Laguna/Squall, Esthar technology Final Fantasy VIII, Quistis/Zell, paperwork Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Fuujin/Raijin, the fantastic adventures of the disciplinary committee Final fantasy VIII, Seifer/Squall, readiness, SeeDs need to be ready for anything Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Squall, who is really winning? Final Fantasy VIII, Seifer/Zell, forgiveness Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Seifer, Hope for the hopeless Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Seifer, World War III Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, didn't see what was always there Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, let go Final Fantasy VIII, Squall/Zell, unarmed combat Final Fantasy VIII, Zell/Irvine, hidden tattoos Final Fantasy VIII, Zell/Laguna, Curiosity, "So, I've heard a lot about you but..." Final Fantasy VIII: Laguna/Squall, Incest, If this was the only way his son would let him close….
Final Fantasy IX, Beatrix/Garnet, Save the Queen Final Fantasy IX, Beatrix/Lani, bloodplay; jealousy Final Fantasy IX, Blank/Marcus, that's not in the script! Final Fantasy IX, Freya/Beatrix, anger, "You inspired him to go" Final Fantasy IX, Kuja/Amarant, power plays Final Fantasy IX, Marcus/Beatrix, unlikely dance partners Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, dubious tastes even for the theatre Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, friendly rivalry Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Blank, Hero's reward Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, "I was the pirate / she was the queen ... the best there's ever been" Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, after the curtain call Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, punishment for naughty thieves Final Fantasy IX, Zidane/Garnet, she liked to learn new things
Final Fantasy X, Auron/Braska, trust, Braska practices his healing magic on his newly appointed guardian Final Fantasy X, Auron/Braska/Jecht, "the trail we blaze" Final Fantasy X, Auron/Lulu, none for me, thanks, I'm driving. Final Fantasy X, Auron/Lulu, too many belts Final Fantasy X, Auron/Tidus, When they reach that age, they always have questions Final Fantasy X, Braska/Auron, In our youths, our hearts were touched with fire. Final Fantasy X, Braska/Auron/Jecht, You never call me up/When I'm alone at night/What can this poor boy do/When he's hopelessly in love with you? Final Fantasy X, Isaaru/Maroda, a summoner's burdens Final Fantasy X, Jecht/Braska, Al Bhed, teaching Jecht a new language Final Fantasy X, Kimahri/Rikku, outdoor sex Final Fantasy X, Rin/Auron, good old fashioned hospitality Final Fantasy X, Seymour/Yuna, long fingers Final Fantasy X, Shuyin/Tidus, "memory of me" Final Fantasy X, Yuna/Shiva, cold fingers
Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, engine oil. Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Baralai, with Baralai's damned coat, every inch of skin is a victory Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, never been so close to someone famous Final Fantasy X-2, Gippal/Yuna, there's no rule against having fun Final Fantasy X-2, Seymour/Baralai, Baralai learned many things about deceit Final Fantasy X-2: Gippal/Rikku, after all these years/jealousy
Final Fantasy XII, Al-Cid/Ashe/Balthier, sharing is caring Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Basch, come in from the rain Final Fantasy XII, Ashe/Vayne, "Anything for my kingdom" Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, fingertip by fingertip Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, fisting Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, free rein Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Basch, luxury Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, "If a dungeon’s waiting for us at the end of the night, it had best have a change of wardrobe." Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, bandages Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Fran, she likes the sound of his voice Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Penelo, age of majority Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Strahl, Compensation Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, a pirate's life for me Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, asleep Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, first time Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan, smart mouth Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vaan/Fran, lingerie; genderfuck; voyeurism Final Fantasy XII, Balthier/Vossler, manly lotions and exfoliation Final Fantasy XII, Basch à Fran, beauty Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Ashe, between a rock and a hard place Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, desperation Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, locked away Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, luxury Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, twilight-"Let the evening in the back door, fill the room, ceiling to the floor." Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, water Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier, wax Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Balthier/Fran/Vossler, nothing like pirates to enliven a party Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, in the Wood Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, in the Wood Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Fran, relax Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Gabranth, When we grow up we'll both be soldiers / And our horses will not be toys / And I wonder if we'll remember / When we were two little boys Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, healing old wounds Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, touch and be touched Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan, training Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vaan/Balthier, never close enough Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, "What will you do? Hold me here in chains?" Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, let go Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, let go Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, muscle memory Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, on your knees Final Fantasy XII, Basch/Vossler, The Soldier's Bedding Final Fantasy XII, Cid/Venat, rhythms of poetry Final Fantasy XII, Dr. Cid/Al-Cid, inevitable Final Fantasy XII, Dr. Cid/Venat/Vayne, reaching a political understanding Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Ashe, diplomatic relations Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Ashe, lessons in life Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Elza, women in male-dominated professions Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Zargabaath, it's probably not supposed to work like this Final Fantasy XII, Drace/Zargabaath, pegging Final Fantasy XII, Exodus the Judge-Sal/Gabranth, judgment Final Fantasy XII, Fran à Balthier, voyeurism Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, "Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to." Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, "Home is a name, a word, it is a strong one; stronger than magician ever spoke, or spirit ever answered to." Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, familiarity in extremity Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, ice Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, on the study of hume anatomy Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, pushing a limit Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier, taste, touch, smell Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Balthier/Basch, pursuing a mark Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Reddas, sacrifice Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, comfortable Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, ease Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler, hunting partners Final Fantasy XII, Fran/Vossler/Basch, voyeurism Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Balthier, grudgefuck Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Balthier, Identity Crisis Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Ffamran, "let's just consider it a fair trade" Final Fantasy XII, Gabranth/Ffamran, he knows better Final Fantasy XII, Judges Magister/Gabranth, induction Final Fantasy XII, Judges Magister/Solidors (all at age of consent, plz), orgy as initiaion, "Oh dear Lord." Final Fantasy XII, Larsa/Penelo, "Which will I be, the empress or the concubine?" Final Fantasy XII, Mateus the Corrupt/Ashe, "be my shield against the gods" Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Balthier/Vaan, share and share alike Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, accidents happen Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, quietly in the night Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Basch, the benefits of being a sky pirate Final Fantasy XII, Penelo/Vaan/Larsa, an Emperor's privilege Final Fantasy XII, Rael/Kjrs, the malboro's poison is still receding Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Ashe, "just what would you give?" Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Ashe, sacrifice, "What are you willing to give?" Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Fran, in plain sight Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Vaan, so you want to be a pirate, boy? Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Zargabaath, fisting Final Fantasy XII, Reddas/Zargabaath, fisting Final Fantasy XII, Supinelu/Basch, relieving the burdens of leadership Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Ashe, the body politic Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, small but fierce, and therefore perfect Final Fantasy XII, Vayne/Larsa, small but fierce, and therefore perfect Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Balthier, silence by necessity Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Balthier, we could do this without fighting Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, breathplay Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, intoxication Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, leave time Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, rigorous training Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, stranger in a strange land Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Basch, unexpected chill Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Fran, held, not bound Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Fran, temperature play Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Gabranth, if you want blood (you got it) Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Ondore, convince me Final Fantasy XII, Vossler/Penelo, thieving Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Basch, substitutes Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Ffamran, service Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Gabranth, earning it Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Reddas, wonder Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Reddas, wonder Final Fantasy XII, Zargabaath/Zecht, role reversal Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Drace, AU wherein Drace flees before Vayne ascends to power, "Well, fancy seeing YOU here." Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, a bit of rough trade Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, intoxication Final Fantasy XII, Zecht/Zargabaath, oral sex, first time Final Fantasy XII: Drace/Ashe, Vampires, Bite to break the skin. Final Fantasy XII: Fran/Balthier, Interspecies, It’s the differences Final Fantasy XII: Fran/Vaan, Pornography, “Is this what you look at?” Final Fantasy XII: Vossler/Ashe, Gangsters, A harmless foot massage.
Firefly, Badger/Simon, payment Firefly, Jayne/Mal, loyalties Firefly, Jayne/Simon, Companion Firefly, Jayne/Simon, nipple clamps Firefly, Jayne/Simon, pretty Firefly, Jayne/Simon, primal, “You undo me.” Firefly, Jayne/Simon, untouched Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, monsters Firefly, Jayne/Simon/Mal, submissive Firefly, Kaylee/Inara, silk dresses Firefly, Mal/Inara, finally Firefly, Mal/Inara, glare Firefly, Mal/Jayne, break even Firefly, Mal/Jayne, double dare Firefly, Mal/River, marooned Firefly, Mal/River/Simon, telepathy Firefly, Mal/Simon, forget Firefly, Mal/Simon, kissing Firefly, Mal/Simon, shy Firefly, River/Kaylee, sweetness Firefly, Simon/Jayne, Rendezvous (noun) 1. an agreement between two or more persons to meet at a certain time and place; 2. a meeting of two or more spacecraft in outer space. Firefly/Serenity, Inara/Kaylee. “Show me how you do that trick...” The Cure, Just Like Heaven.
Fruits Basket, Akito/Shigure, "Love seeketh not itself to please" Fruits Basket, Hana/Kyo, voyeurism, sometimes being psychic has unexpected benefits Fruits Basket, Hatsuharu/Momiji, Proper Instigation Fruits Basket, Kyo/Tohru, Phantasm Fruits Basket, Shigure/Ayame, Momentary conflict Fruits Basket, Yuki/Machi, Snowdrops Fruits Basket, Yuki/Tohru/Kyo, a delicate balance
Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Greed!Ling/Ed, "We need to get you laid." Fullmetal Alchemist (manga), Pride/Wrath, powerplay, "What Mother doesn't know." Fullmetal Alchemist, Archer/Greed/Kimberly, taking back what's mine Fullmetal Alchemist, Archer/Kimberly, orgasm denial Fullmetal Alchemist, Ed/Roy, harder Fullmetal Alchemist, Greed/Martel, morning sun Fullmetal Alchemist, Hughes/Roy, brick by brick Fullmetal Alchemist, Izumi/Sig, no wedding night jitters here Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Archer, control Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Hawkeye, what you can't see Fullmetal Alchemist, Kimberly/Roy, pretty when you cry Fullmetal Alchemist, Lust/Sloth, breaking in the new girl Fullmetal Alchemist, Mei/Alphonse, Would you know me better if I stole your panda? Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Ed, "It's a good thing you're such a bastard." Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, bulletproof Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Riza, Roy wears the miniskirt Fullmetal Alchemist, Roy/Tucker, blood in the water
Fushigi Yuugi, Nakago/Hotohori, diplomacy Fushigi Yuugi, Nakago/Hotohori, prisoner of war Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Hotohori, divine visitation Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Seiryuu, kiss and make up Fushigi Yuugi, Suzaku/Seiryuu, lovers’ tiff
Fuurin Kazan, Harunobu/Kansuke, heart is won by heart, loyalty Fuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Mitsu, suddenly ready to settle down in this little town Fuurin Kazan, Kansuke/Yuu, "You never be so cold to me as he is."
Gargoyles, Lexington/Alex, the thing about humans is they grow up so fast, magic humans doubly so Gargoyles, Lexington/Stagheart, finding common ground Gargoyles, Matt/Broadway, film noir Gargoyles, Matt/Puck, "What's so great about the truth?" Gargoyles, Owen/Xanatos, loyalty Gargoyles, Puck/Owen, no one knows you better than you know yourself Gargoyles, Puck/Xanatos, "I'll give you three wishes, but the first two don't count" Gargoyles, Xanatos/Fox, scheming as foreplay Gargoyles, Xanatos/Puck/Fox, what a wonderful time
Genjoumaden Saiyuki, Gojyo/Hakkai, ashes and lightning and that damn rain.
Get Backers, Akabane/Kagami, "bloody memories" Get Backers, Ban/Ginji/Kazuki, "even naked he looks like a girl" Get Backers, Kagami/Himiko, "somewhere along the line I started to really love you" Getbackers, Akabane/MakubeX, An unusual package delivery GetBackers, Ginji/Ban, make me fly Getbackers, Kazuki/Juubei/Toshiki, an embarassment of riches.
Ghost in the Shell, Batou/Tachikoma, it's all part of being human (sort of) Ghost in the Shell, Tachikoma/Tachikoma, less than three Ghost in the Shell, Togusa/Laughing Man, the smell of books Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: The Laughing Man/Togusa: Cybersex? How cliché. But, if a body meet a body, coming through the rye...
Gintama, Sougo/Kagura, alcohol and the morning after Gintama, Sougo/Kagura, dominance
Girl Genius, Gil/Agatha, love at first flight
Gladiators, Mayhem/Justice, fight!sex, when things get physical
Gokusen (manga): Shin/Kumiko, after school/in the classroom/as expected
Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, "Stop that right now, it's very distracting!" Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, Couches, Closets and other things beginning with C. Good Omens, Adam/Pepper, Doing something drastic Good Omens, Adam/Pepper/Brian/Wensleydale, The last survivors. Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, sexless but sensual Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Changing rooms. Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Drunkenness. Good Omens, Brian/Wensleydale, Uniforms Good Omens, War/Pepper, "In fields of red and autumn brown" Good Omens, War/Pepper, "The breath of eternity on your lips" Good Omens, War/Pepper, "The sky was falling and streaked with blood I heard you calling me" Good Omens, War/Pepper, "we will set the world on fire" Good Omens, War/Pepper, "Your burning wind fills my arms tonight" Good Omens, War/Pepper, like a hurricane Good Omens, War/Pepper, like fire on my skin Good Omens: Crowly/Azirapheal; Blurring the lines.
Gossip Girl Serena/Blair, sleepovers Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, "claws out, balls out, we're all gonna scream" Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, float like a cannonball Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, France Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, fruity drinks with those little twirly umbrella things Gossip Girl, Blair/Chuck, sex toys Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate, don't take off the scarf Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate, smoking pot Gossip Girl, Chuck/Nate/girl, "the girl was superfluous, really" Gossip Girl, Serena/Blair, who better than a best friend to teach you to kiss? Gossip Girl, Serena/Nate, golden boy and golden girl Gossip Girl, Serena/Nate, putting each other back together again
Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, "You take that back!" Grim Grimoire, Bartido/Hiram, the fastest way to a solution Grim Grimoire, Lillet/Advocat, a different kind of lesson Grim Grimoire, Lillet/Amoretta, sleepover
GUN (video game), Colton/Soapy, Tattoo
Gundam 00, Graham/Billy, the spoils of war Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, "and I see your progress stretched out for miles" Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, blindside/blindfold Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, don't let go Gundam 00, Lockon/Tieria, no heart without you
Gundam Wing, Duo/Zechs/Heero, Being Difficult Gundam Wing, Treize/Zechs or vice-versa, surrogates, "a warm body and a warm bed but neither the ones he wants" Gundam Wing, Treize/Zechs, "That I might drink, and leave the world unseen" Gundam Wing, Zechs/Noin, meritocracy Gundam Wing, Zechs/Treize, basilisk Gundam Wing: Wufei/Heero(Duo?); He's your partner.
Hairspray, Corny/IQ, sidelines
Hana Yori Dango (manga): Rui/Tsukushi, behind his back/unfaithful/in the end Hana Yori Dango (manga): Soujirou/Yuuki, against all odds
Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, drunkenness and maid uniforms Hanazakari no Kimitachi e, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, fun after graduation
Harry Potter, Albus Severus/Scorpius, unlike Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, moonlight and firewhiskey Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, paid in full Harry Potter, Charlie/Draco, uptight Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, hide and seek Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, rimming Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, subs Harry Potter, Charlie/Harry/Draco, treasure trail Harry Potter, Draco/Harry, alternate, “Imagine if you’d gone and married Ginny.” Harry Potter, girl!Harry/Hermione: brawn and brains, They might not have been the best looking Griffyndors, but they were the best. Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dirty angels Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, dragons Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, flame Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, good boy Harry Potter, Harry Potter/Charlie Weasley, magic mirror Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, euphemism Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny, raised eyebrows Harry Potter, Harry/Ginny/Tom, feeding the ghosts. Harry Potter, Harry/Ron/Hermione, staying together. Harry Potter, Minerva/Hermione, delayed orgasm Harry Potter, Minerva/Tom Riddle, Youthful Mistakes Harry Potter, Padfoot/Moony, things changed after their daytime selves became lovers Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, impatience Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, opposites attract Harry Potter, Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, random smile Harry Potter, Percy/Harry, infidelity Harry Potter, Percy/Stanley Shunpike, an understanding Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, date Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, interrupted by Lily Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, motorbike Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, not here Harry Potter, Remus/Sirius, revelations Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, “I love the sound of you walking away” (Walk Away, Franz Ferdinand) Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, chained Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, dreams and curses Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, lick clean Harry Potter, Severus Snape/Remus Lupin, oblivious Harry potter, Sirius/Regulus, "We are brothers, after all." Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, d/s, alone in a crumbling manse Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, moral and sexual ambiguity Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, playing dirty Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, spanking Harry Potter, Snape/Harry, surprise Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, angry sex Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, love and leave Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, no magic Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, robes Harry Potter, Snape/Hermione, roleplay Harry Potter, Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley, creative metamorphmagus tricks Harry Potter: Harry/Luna, flowers in her hair Harry Potter: Harry/Neville/Luna, field of dreams
Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Phil Ken Sebben, haha!... subtext Harvey Birdman, Harvey/Phil Ken Sebben, Not there, there! he can actually impress me.”
Hellsing, Pip/Seras, getting old Hellsing, Pip/Seras, mindfuck Hellsing: Alucard/Seras, the ultimate battle/the power of vampires
Heroes, Elle/Claire, random acts of violence Heroes, Mohinder/Peter, back to future Heroes, Mohinder/Peter, help me I'm different Heroes, Nathan/Claire, secrets Heroes, Nathan/Peter, breathplay Heroes, Nathan/Peter, caught in the act Heroes, Nathan/Peter, hopeless Heroes, Nathan/Peter/Claire, over the edge Heroes, Peter/Claire, hold me Heroes, Sylar/Alejandro, brother Heroes, Sylar/Claire, bloodplay Heroes, Sylar/Mohinder, I know what you want Heroes, Sylar/Mohinder, I need you Heroes, Sylar/Peter, possession
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Oishi/Everyone in Hinamizawa, keepin' it delicious. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Rena/Keiichi, dress-up. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Rena/Keiichi/Mion, punishment game, femdom. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Shion/Mion, electric shock. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Shion/Mion, tattoo. Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Takano/Keiichi, interrogation. Higurashi no naku koro ni: grown up!Rika/Takano; hate sex, time paradox Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; futurefic or AU, 'you could be a special ops commander, you know' Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; Love is--helping to hide the bodies Higurashi no naku koro ni: Mion/Rena/Keiichi; strip poker Higurashi no naku koro ni: Rena/anyone; machete Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/anyone; butcher knife Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/Kasai; Kalashnikov rifles Higurashi no naku koro ni: Shion/Keiichi; mistaken identity; Whatever happens, Mion is still my friend
Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Akira, adulthood Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Akira, inexperience Hikaru no Go, Hikaru/Waya, loud Hikaru no Go, Waya/Isumi, return to China Hikaru no Go, Waya/Isumi, too much sake
Homicide: Life on the Street, Megan Russert/Kay Howard, not my kind of woman Homicide: Life on the Street, Meldrick Lewis/Frank Pembleton, snazzy dressers
Horatio Hornblower, Hornblower/Bush, "It has been an honour to serve with you."
House M.D., 13/Cameron, save me House M.D., 13/Cameron/Foreman, exploiting opportunities House M.D., Cuddy/13, going over House's head House M.D., House/Wilson, no one else can feel it for you House M.D., Taub/13(/Mrs. Taub), old habits die hard House MD, Amber/13, "I'm dumb, she's a lesbian" House MD, Chase/Kutner, Australian for beer House MD, House/Cuddy, She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack/ She's touring the facility and picking up slack /I want a girl with a short skirt and a long jacket House, M.D., House/Wilson, losing House, M.D., House/Wilson, sarcasm HouseM.D., House/Wilson/Amber, on the other side
How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, "Do you want me to tell you how I really met your Uncle Barney?" How I Met Your Mother, Ted/Barney, Legendary
ETA: Please note. If you've pointed out an error and I've fixed it, I'll delete the comments involving the error, just to keep things tidy.
As of now--11:07pm PST, Wednesday June 18--this round of the Porn Battle is over. Thank you for participating!