Re: Final Fantasy VII, Reno/Rude, "This is my boomstick"
lol. Just gotta love those two. They're so... comfortable together, like an old married couple. A really scary and sometimes flat-out weird old married couple, but an old married couple nonetheless.
Also, Pouring Reno into the passenger seat of the car isn't that difficult; keeping his partner's face out of his lap as he settles in behind the wheel is a different story. It's not that Rude minds, exactly; it's just that there's not a whole lot of room in these seats to begin with, and if Reno bangs his head on the steering wheel, he has a tendency to bite Hee XD
By the way, your short fics most definitely do not suck. I am always going love your long fics a lot more, because to me, the best part of your writing lies in the details. And the snark. And snarky details, like the line I pointed out. So the longer your fics get, the more pretty details and snark and snarky details appear. Doesn't mean your short fics suck though; I love your writing in just about any form, long, short, with porn or without ^^