Re: Final Fantasy VII, Aeris/Sephiroth/Zack/Cloud, everyone genderswitched
Zack should just be glad they all already love him, because. He makes a really fugly girl. I'm sorry, it's true. On the other hand, he was the only one who'd trade pants with aeris, so. He's so sure this should lead to lots and lots of lesbian sex, and Cloud makes his "I don't know about this, zack," face. "No really," Zack says back. "LESBIAN SEX."
Meanwhile, I'm very politely asking seph how he wants to cover up his new assets, and he sort of just glances between me and cloud's shirt-buttons (now on the ground from when Cloud got HIS new assets) and tells me he hasn't needed one up until now, and if anyone between here and his office thinks that having breasts makes him either a)vunerable or b)a sex object, then he and masamune will gladly take the time to reeducate them.
I had waay to much fun with this prompt, as you can probably tell.