Kingdom Hearts any tentacle sex
Ahem... okay, see this was so not what I had planned on. And if you ask Cloud he will deny to his dying day that this ever happened. Ever.
Why Cloud Never Goes to Atlantica
“Cloud dear, come out.” Really, the man was just being silly.
“No. This is *embarrassing*. Go on, meet the King. I’ll just… lurk here.” Blue eyes glared out. “Under this rock.”
“It’s not embarrassing, we all switched. Even Yuffie. You aren’t this upset when we go to the Pridelands.”
“I don’t have *tentacles* when I go to the Pridelands.” It wasn’t fair. It just wasn’t *fair*. Yuffie and Aeris were both normal looking mermaids, and Leon had managed an impressive looking shark-like lower half. Very sleek and predatory. But Cloud? Dark limbs that wanted to flail everywhere, though as a plus, he really could grip onto the rock formation. No way was he moving from here.
Aeris tilted her head at him and sighed, arms crossed under her (of course) pink seashells. “Donald has tentacles too, Goofy has a shell and you don’t see them complaining. Really, you’re being silly. It’s not like you turned into a sea horse or anything.”
A long forgotten bit of science information fluttered to the forefront of his brain and he coiled in on himself in shuddering terror. “Don’t. Don’t even give this place the vaguest *hint* of that!”
Leon shot the pair of them a flat stare, “Come or don’t, but we’re wasting time.” Which in Leon speak translated into, ‘For god’s sake, get your head out of your ass before they start singing again.’
“Not going.” No way no how.
“Fine.” Leon arced around in a tight loop and headed towards Triton’s palace with a powerful tail thrust. Yuffie giggled behind her hands and Aeris shook her head but they left him there, under where the gummi was floating.
Cloud sighed and relaxed, tentacled appendages slowly loosening from their death grip on the coral. It was embarrassing and he just didn’t want to try and explain how all these sudden new limbs wanted to reach out and entangle and stroke and there were a lot of them and he had at least two for everybody. Including Donald. Maybe if it had just been Leon and Aeris… who was he kidding.
“Well…. hello~” a throaty voice purred from above him. White hair (what was it with the white hair anyways?), purplish skin, a set of black tentacles of her own and a grin that set off every warning instinct in his brain. “We don’t see such lovely boys like yourself very often.”
Her tentacles were suddenly everywhere and she had a really good idea of how to use them.
It was strange, that even though King Triton had told them of the threat of the Sea-hag Ursula and her abilities with the Dark and Heartless, after three days of searching, not even Sora had found a trace of her.
Cloud flatly refused to have anything to do with Atlantica again. And he never did look at takoyaki balls in the market place again without shuddering and fingering the hilt of his sword.