Honourable Lady Fae the Villainous of Much Leering (apotheosis) wrote in pocket_d, @ 2008-04-26 11:29:00 |
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CoX Prayers
I had to repost these from LJ's CoH community. They were too funny not to.
CoXer's Prayer
Our father who art The Statesman
Hallowed be thy game
Thy updates come
Thy will be done
Online as it is your vision
Give us this day rare salvage drops
And forgive us our farming
As we forgive those who spam blind invites
And lead us not into PVP zones
But deliver us from real money traders
For thine is the server, and the XP, and the leveling
Forever and ever (so long as we pay $14.95 a month)
Amen.
(credit to patrickat@LJ)
The Villain's Creed
We believe in Lord Recluse, the Leader Almighty, the ruler of heaven and earth, of things here and everywhere.
And in four patrons, the lackeys of Lord Recluse, the semi-trusted of the Leader Almighty, the in-charge-for-now, that are of only slightly lesser importance than the Leader.
Leaders of leaders, darkness of darkness, true bad-a**es of true bad-a**es, self-made and proud of it, of nearly the same nature as the Leader (but not quite as powerful), who has final say in all things, on heaven and earth, here and anywhere else.
Who for all humanity and for their ruling came to Grandville, were chosen, very definitely NOT human, and chosen for mostly-perfect evil by the Lord Recluse.
And who took body, soul, and mind of all villains who come through, commanding everything that is in man (in Recluse's name of course), truly and not in semblance (because faking it gets you killed).
They make us suffer, they crucify us, they bury us, so we may rise again (thanks to MedComp, and in less than three days unless they're really backlogged), to ascend back into the zone with the same body, so we might eventually sit at the right hand of the Leader.
They will come with the same villainy and with the glory of the Leader, to judge the living and the dead (and assign us to one of those two categories); of his empire, there is no end.
We believe in the Leader's spirit of evil, in the uncreated (yet) and the perfect; which speaks through the EULA, the developers, and the User Guides; which came down upon Grandville, preached through the ubiquitous TV screens, and lived through the creation of City of Villains.
We believe also in only One, Universal (we think big), and unholy Organization; in one archetype in choosing, for the commission and celebration of villainy; and in the resurrection of the dead (for mastermind use, of course), in the everlasting pounding of heroes' bodies, and in the empire of Arachnos and in the everlasting good life!
(credit to samurai_ko@LJ)