James Ryder Queerington (jrq) wrote in po_box, @ 2008-01-17 18:16:00
Ok so I'm suppose to be researching something for a patient and I will in about five seconds but first I wanted to say this...
Hi, I watch sports. I like sports. This does not make me a bad person. I also like beer, beer is my friend. If you share these interest let me know. I am sick of watching sports and drinking beer alone. My buddies have left me, I am lonely. Shut up, I know how lame that sounds. So who wants to be my new drinking and sports buddy?
Rules To This: - Commercials do not mean we suddenly discuss your social life (this is to the females). - We do not cheer for the other team just to piss me off. If you are a fan, it's fine. If this is just to annoy me, go away. - This in no way will lead to sex. Deal with it. - This does not make us best friends, just drinking and sports buddies. - I will not watch college basketball or football or baseball. Sorry but no. - Hockey, Football, Baseball, Basketball. These are the only sports I will watch. - I will swear and cuss and talk to the TV. Deal with it.