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[Jun. 23rd, 2008|03:58 pm] |
I'm alive!!!!
Holy sweet mother of jesus I'm alive...
Wait...
Somethings not right...
If I'm alive then...
I'm DOOMED! |
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[Jun. 14th, 2008|08:26 pm] |
[RANT]
Attention ladies:
The day you hit the age 45, is the day you should realize you are not meant to have any more kids (or your first). I say this not to be rude, but to explain that I am sick and tired of seeing woman nearly get themselves and their child killed, by getting knocked up at an age over 45. Hell, let's just leave babies to everyone under 40 ok? ADOPT! That way I don't have to see you sweaty, in pain, on a lot of drugs, with five doctors standing over you all thinking "Great, We need to do a Cesarean..." And yes, it is true those type of births are now common practice, but all the same, THE BABY IS SUPPOSE TO COME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA!
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[May. 13th, 2008|05:34 pm] |
So my baby sister called this morning with news that she is pregnant...
I AM CHANGING MY MIND ABOUT WHEN I CAN GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDDIES!
... If anyone sees a panicked Lucas, pet him kindly and send him home. Thank you. |
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[May. 2nd, 2008|06:05 pm] |
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Benji the bachelor is getting married?!? CJ is dating Queery?!? Has the world gone mad people? Seriously? Has spring fever hit all of you at once!? |
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| useless rant time. |
[Apr. 30th, 2008|10:57 pm] |
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Drunk people are the most irritating people imaginable when you yourself are not drunk. I demand that all drunk people stay away from me unless I'm sodden myself. |
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[Feb. 14th, 2008|06:59 am] |
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Happy Valentine's Day to everyone out there. Hope it's a good one, and you've all got great plans for today with someone you love! |
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[Feb. 8th, 2008|02:05 pm] |
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I really want to go clubbing this weekend and so some dancing that's not ballet. Anyone want to join me? |
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[Feb. 3rd, 2008|09:02 pm] |
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I will admit it...I'm one of those people who watch for the commercials. Anyone else have favorites for tonight? I'm torn between the one with that football player guy, whoever he was, wanting to be on American Idol and the one with the dancing lizards. |
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[Jan. 29th, 2008|12:34 am] |
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GUIN! |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|09:09 pm] |
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SUPER BOWL PARTY!
Hey everyone, what's up? I'm throwing a super bowl party next Sunday. Beer, fatty foods, the big game in surround sound on a Plasma HD TV, basically perfection. Now, everyone who LIKES football or LIKES fatty foods is invited. Feel free to bring drinks, more food, and people. Honestly as long as you cheer for the game and don't make too much of a mess, come.
People Who Must/Will Be There:
"Cutie Pie" Lexi
"Sweet Cheeks" GD
"Jenna-Kins"
"Bad Boy" Brady
Comment If You're Coming... And yes, I will give you an annoying nickname. Deal with it. |
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[Jan. 27th, 2008|05:40 pm] |
Tweak says, "Stay in school."
Then...
Tweak says, "FOR EV-VER!"
mmmm... no, Tweak, no. |
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| Text message sent to Guinevere DuBral. |
[Jan. 25th, 2008|10:58 am] |
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Guiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin. I have to work an extra hour. Don't start dinner, okay? I'm gonna come home, shower, change, and you and I are going to have a relaxing Friday night out. I won't take no for an answer. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2008|09:36 pm] |
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Heath Ledger is dead... wow. |
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[Jan. 22nd, 2008|03:12 pm] |
Stocks went down.
Don't know why that is.
I have a meeting tomorrow afternoon.
Not looking forward to it.
Today, I have to go to the doctor.
Not looking forward to that either.
Also, I love my Imz. |
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[Jan. 18th, 2008|09:20 pm] |
I have the best friends in the world that I never get to see. I miss CJ, Chris, Adam, Derek, Benji, Ilse, and everyone else. I swear this weekend I will make it up to every single one of you.
CJ: Whatever you need me for, I'm there. I will be stopping by Angel's tonight.
Chris: Does someone have a girl and not tell me? Bad Chris, bad bad.
Adam: Hey hon, hope you have been good lately. I miss you. Let's do lunch.
Derek: Me, You, a pitcher of beer and billiard table. Any questions?
Benji: Me, You, Coffee or Lunch. Public of course. Don't need Imogene or Lucas yelling.
Ilse: BOO! Did I scare you? Haha. Lame, I know. Sue me. We have to go shopping.
HAYDEN: Me, you, my sister, shopping?
Everyone Else: Hi, I don't know you or we don't hang out often but we can change that if you like. I swear I don't bite. Just let me know what you want to do and I'm in. |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|10:11 pm] |
Tweak Says "Sir Tweax-A-Lot"
I say "That sounds dirty... or really bad." |
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[Jan. 17th, 2008|06:16 pm] |
Ok so I'm suppose to be researching something for a patient and I will in about five seconds but first I wanted to say this...
Hi, I watch sports. I like sports. This does not make me a bad person. I also like beer, beer is my friend. If you share these interest let me know. I am sick of watching sports and drinking beer alone. My buddies have left me, I am lonely. Shut up, I know how lame that sounds. So who wants to be my new drinking and sports buddy?
Rules To This:
- Commercials do not mean we suddenly discuss your social life (this is to the females).
- We do not cheer for the other team just to piss me off. If you are a fan, it's fine. If this is just to annoy me, go away.
- This in no way will lead to sex. Deal with it.
- This does not make us best friends, just drinking and sports buddies.
- I will not watch college basketball or football or baseball. Sorry but no.
- Hockey, Football, Baseball, Basketball. These are the only sports I will watch.
- I will swear and cuss and talk to the TV. Deal with it.
EDIT:
Hockey Buddies | Gretchen (when Lucas allows it), CJ, __________, _________
Football Buddies | Faithe, CJ, __________, _________
Basketball Buddies | CJ, __________, __________, _________
Baseball Buddies | CJ, __________, _________, _________
RUGBY PLAYERS | Guinevere, CJ, _________, _________, _________, _________, _________, _________, _________
Girls Who Want Me | Joanne, Adrianne, CJ, _________
haha... I know I'm getting hit for that last list, but it's worth it. |
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[Jan. 15th, 2008|09:57 pm] |
Questions/Statements/Request you should fear from your roommates:
"DUDE! YOU HAVE TO SEE WHAT I JUST DID! It's Huge Man!"... if this is being yelled at you from the bathroom, run. |
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| nina simone - feeling good |
[Jan. 14th, 2008|05:00 pm] |
It's a new dawn
It's a new day
It's a new life
For me
And I'm feeling good
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|11:16 pm] |
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I am so bored. So very very bored. Who wants to entertain me? |
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[Jan. 9th, 2008|12:49 pm] |
Posted in the lobby of the building and made by ![[info]](https://www.insanejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) cj_markham
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