Doctor Who
I am offering either 10, 11, 12, or the War Doctor plus minor supporting characters. A zany plot made up as I go along which makes no sense and is quite confusing so you might as well turn your brain in the 'off' position right now. I do promise Daleks, Cyborg Men, and tea. Copious amounts of tea.
Now in the best sense of American bargaining, bring your characters to the table and make me an offer.