CHARACTERS: Jason Cooper & Joshua Rubin
DATE & TIME: Sometime in the future.
LOCATION: Their apartment.
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Josh has a big question for Jason, Jason has a big question for Josh.

(  Tonight would be the night.  )

CHARACTERS: Josh Rubin & Jason Cooper
DATE & TIME: Afternoon, 6/28/2020
LOCATION: First a car, then an apartment building
RATING: C for cuteness
SUMMARY: Josh and Jason take the next step in their relationship and go apartment hunting.

( His perfectionist tendencies were already flaring up at the use of qualifiers such as ‘wasn’t terrible’ and he grimaced for a split second. )

I have some very serious questions to ask the people who have weighed in on this Save a Disney Song poll. Several questions.

Clearly, people need to have some Disney marathons and actually listen to the songs because it is criminal for Hakuna Matata to be beating Be Prepared.

Criminal.

This Into the Woods character quiz is dead wrong. I shouldn't bake. Ever.

JOSH.
I though the point of not being an active hero and being an accountant was to be an accountant. So why on earth did my baby brother got and be a hero today?

Also: this couch or this one?

CHARACTERS: Josh Rubin & Jason Cooper
DATE & TIME: Evening on 6/2/2020
LOCATION: Josh's apartment
RATING: PG-13 for make outs ♥ Mentions of weird people breaking into Jason's apartment.
SUMMARY: After Jason's apartment gets de-Handed, he goes over to Josh's to feel safe again.

( “Have you ever seen a honey badger? Because I have, so that means I can imitate it. And it’s supposedly ferocious and stubborn enough to fight against lions, so it’s shit luck for anyone who tries to touch you here.” )

CHARACTERS: Jason Cooper and Davis Drew.
DATE & TIME: Tuesday June 2nd
LOCATION: Jason's apartment.
RATING: PG-13. Attempted kidnapping, manipulative powers, drugs
SUMMARY: There's someone in Jason's apartment so he calls his criminal ex-not!boyfriend

(  Slowly, he backed away and headed back down the hallway, exchanging keys for phone, and dialed a familiar number.  )

Jumping on the Pride Month train, Disney has released their Pride merchandise. Some of it looks really fun, although I don't understand why we're calling fanny packs 'belt bags.'

In non-Disney news, Buzzfeed has a quiz that has personally attacked me. How am I supposed to only choose one per year? It seems unfair.

And I still can't believe Dear Evan Hansen with it's gay love song that isn't supposed to be a love song is beating Waitress, which is objectively better. The main character is actually likable.

Prestige, I apologize if I'm blaring the Beetlejuice and The Addams Family OBCs for the next two weeks.

PRESTIGE.

I'll be running point for Field Day 2020. For those of you participating, I need to know which sport you're signing up for. I believe we'll be doing volleyball, soccer, dodgeball, and two legged races. Powers are, as always, prohibited.

TO: Josh

[1] so. Now that you're sober
[2] give me the details

TO: Talia

[1] we need to set a date for those tattoos
[2] if you haven't changed your mind

TO: Davis

[1] So I'm going to get another tattoo
[2] thoughts on placement?
[3] before you suggest it, I'm not getting a tramp stamp

TO: Jason

[1] I heard you now have a boyfriend and a rat.
[2] congratulations

TO: Lottie

[1] Happy Monday, hope you're at work
[2] because you're getting a delivery

CHARACTERS: Josh Rubin & Jason Cooper
DATE & TIME: 21 May 2020 @ 7:10ish
LOCATION: A parking lot outside of a therapist's office
RATING: G
SUMMARY: Josh and Jason talk about their very first couple's therapy session.

( “I just — I’m trying to process it all. You talked a lot.” )

Can someone please link me to something that will tell me how to get soup off my ceiling?

[...] And I haven't checked the news yet, but were there any civilian injuries?

JOSH.

I think I texted you last night before Clark took my phone and sent me back to bed, but I'm sorry for needing to reschedule at the last minute.

GIO.

Clark Cooper mentioned you and White Lotus made sure I didn't get trampled. Thank you.

CHARACTERS: Open to ALL! Tag yourself in if you can!
DATE & TIME: Today, 11 - 7pm.
LOCATION: E-Center plaza.
RATING: Low to start.
SUMMARY: Every year, we celebrate our now late Reeve Kirkland's birthday, so this year is extra special. Music! Games! Food! Come get it all.

( IC/OOC )

CHARACTERS: Jason Cooper (tempsleve) & Riley Cooper (embitter), or Middle Coop and Baby Coop.
DATE & TIME: May 3rd, late afternoon.
LOCATION: Jason's apartment.
RATING: Talk of unhealthy coping mechanisms, medication. Depression.
SUMMARY: Feeling off-kilter on the day of the funeral, Riley goes hunting for comfort and stability.

( Just need to get away? )

TO: Sister #2 (Ilana)

[1] Sooo.
[2] I guess tell me where you guys are registered or whatever.
[3] Or if you have time for coffee we still need to celebrate you cracking top three.

TO: Jason

[1] What gift says “I’m mad at you for not telling me you were going to get married” out of the usual basic wedding gift things?
[2] You’re better at this than I am.
[3] Or MAYBE a legit gift but I don’t know I’m still sulking.

CHARACTERS: Jason Cooper & Josh Rubin
DATE & TIME: Sunday 10th May
LOCATION: Josh’s apartment.
RATING: G.
SUMMARY: Josh has a panic over the fact that his sister maybe had a Vegas wedding without telling him, Jason comes over to calm him down and distract him.

(  I don’t like this world today.  )