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cooper is not a mood ring (empathises) wrote in playout,
@ 2020-04-27 18:06:00

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Alfie’s power move today was to take one from every pair of my shoes and hide it on the other side of the apartment because he didn’t want me going out without him. The moment I picked up his leash he went running then returned with a sneaker, so I guess that was him permitting me to leave now that he knew he was coming too.

Related: the dog is in the office. Don’t be fooled by the faces he pulls for treats.

RILEY, JASON.

Hey. I wanted to see if you two had any interest in maybe doing a weekly dinner? I can cook, I’ll find someone to mind Alfie, it could be good?

[...] Thoughts?

MIKE.

Hey. How’s it going?

ROWAN.

Hey kiddo. Thank you so much for taking care of Alfie the other day. I was wondering if you’d be able to help me out with dogsitting on a bit more of a regular basis perhaps? I can’t have him round my brother and I’m trying to do like a weekly thing with them. Not sure what night it’d be but would you be interested?

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	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	Jason. What the actual, genuine fuck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	What's wrong with me wanting to go to Disneyland on my own, Ri? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	To snap selfies of how much fun you're having on your own? ~~Is this about J~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Well, you have to get a castle shot when you go. It's mostly about the dole whip, the free button, and getting on rides really quick. ~~I don't~~ (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Cool, I have questions: - Is this about Josh? - How was your excursion the other night? - Why does Pippa's post give me a bad feeling? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 07:50 pm UTC (link)
	Your questions never go well for me. 1. Why would this be about Josh? I had birthdays before Josh. I went to Disney alone before Josh. 2. I ~~felt guilty~~ got anxious and ran away the second someone talked to me. 3. That might be my fault. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 07:56 pm UTC (link)
	1. Did you always take the "gawrsh look at how much fun I'm having alone" selfies? 2. Okay. Not the end goal I was hoping for you. 3. Might be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	1. Yes, actually. I always take pictures when I'm there. If this had to do with Josh, I'd ask Ravi to go with me. ~~I can move on, too, Joshua~~ 2. I took the drink with me when I ran. I don't think I can go back there. 3. Calder says hi. And that I should not be in espionage. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	1. Who's Ravi again? 2. Good thing LA isn't short of options. 3. Is Pippa killing us? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	1. The new Underdog hero. He used to be a ballet dancer. 2. I don't think that's my scene, Ri. 3. No. But she is watching us. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:13 pm UTC (link)
	1. lol no wonder then. 2. If it isn't then it isn't, but keep the spreadsheet anyway. 3. That's worse. Or better. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 08:14 pm UTC (link)
	1. No wonder what? 2. Okay. 3. Better, probably? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	1. Ballet dancer. Come on. 2. I'm stating for the record that I was joking about pictures. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't know he was one until we went to Disney. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	What’s the excursion and do you think we need to intervene on the first point? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 07:57 pm UTC (link)
	Jace wanted to hit up a good gay bar and I sent him my list, and he didn't let me wingman. We might, on the first. Even though Disney makes my skin crawl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Why can’t you wingman? And same. It’s relentlessly chirpy there. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Ask Jace, I dunno. I'm a great wingman. Disney's like a thousand Gwens, and that's so many Gwens. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 08:04 pm UTC (link)
	I’d be useless so clearly you’re the better option. What’s a Gwen? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:09 pm UTC (link)
	In fairness, last time I tried with someone, everyone hit on me instead. Minikin Gwen, Bell's sister Gwen. The closest thing to a sentient cupcake and who probably cries sparkles or sprinkles and glows in the dark. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 08:11 pm UTC (link)
	Remind me to never take you out. Oh, that one. I thought it was a Disney thing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. embitter 2020-04-27 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Why, do you need wingmanning, too? She's a Disney princess, so might as well be. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 08:28 pm UTC (link)
	It’s been a long time since I’ve dated, Ri. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. tempsleve 2020-04-27 08:31 pm UTC (link)
	Why? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	CRJ. empathises 2020-04-27 08:32 pm UTC (link)
	Why what? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)