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Tweak says, "i smell a pig, i blame the cop"

morningstar, lord of the hamsters (embitter) wrote in playout,
@ 2020-04-22 20:24:00

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morningstar 🐍 03.
OOC: This post will contain references to CHARACTER DEATH

PRESTIGE FRIENDS, JASON, COOPER.

I cleared it with HR to work from home this week. Just fyi if you don't see me around.

CAT.

~~We never~~ ~~I'm sure you~~ I know we're both pretty allergic to feelings, but whenever you need to come by and have feelings, or not, I do have a bed you can flop into. We can order ugly things on Wish and eat in bed, but if you wipe your sneaky fingers on my duvet, we're gonna have words, Tiny.

BELL.

Thanks for the other day.

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	First filter. embitter 2020-04-23 02:52 am UTC (link)
	It might be, or a dog thing. I wouldn't know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 02:56 am UTC (link)
	my mom sent a care package. do you want some weird candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. embitter 2020-04-23 03:12 am UTC (link)
	I'll never say no to weird candy, or you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 03:16 am UTC (link)
	i offered you weird candy, not me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. embitter 2020-04-23 03:18 am UTC (link)
	Are you sending a pigeon to deliver it to me or something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 03:20 am UTC (link)
	pigeons are disgusting. i've been training a lizard for this exact moment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. embitter 2020-04-23 03:30 am UTC (link)
	What kind of lizard? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 03:40 am UTC (link)
	blue-tongued skink. they're kind of slow, though. maybe i should just bring you the weird candy. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. embitter 2020-04-23 03:45 am UTC (link)
	I had to Google that. Look at that little blue tongue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 04:09 am UTC (link)
	my tongue is blue right now, too. the cherry slurpee flavor was out of service. but i can still send the skink if you'd rather. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. embitter 2020-04-23 05:14 am UTC (link)
	Who the fuck is breaking all the slurpee machines? And no, I wouldn't rather. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Bo/Riley. redroot 2020-04-23 05:24 am UTC (link)
	youths, probably. okay. let me know a good time to swing by. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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