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Tweak says, "The monkey made me do it!"

Z is BREEZY (ventoso) wrote in playout,
@ 2020-03-21 20:58:00

Entry tags:

! texts/phone, aegis, breezy, thermia

TO: Luke
FROM: Z

[1] So I'm going on a date with a priest
[2] How do you think Mom and Dad would feel about that?

TO: Charley 🔥😍
FROM: Z

[1] Do you know if all priests have weird self esteem issues or did I find the anomaly?
[2] Also
[3] My mother wants you to come over for dinner
[4] She found out about the ring

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	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:05 am UTC (link)
	[1] Ed has some weird self-esteem issues and thinks he's undateable because priest + monster [2] The Tiffany's girl was apparently trying to find out if I'd be back for a 'more appropriate ring for my lady friend' [3] She wants you to come for dinner (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:20 am UTC (link)
	[1] Two things that really drag down your tindr profile. But I thought he was getting close to Ash before he left. [...] [2] One, that girl should mind her damn business. Don’t care she’s looking for another commission. [3] Two, I like princess cut, SUE ME [4] Three, when have I ever said yes to that? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:22 am UTC (link)
	[1] He and Ash ~~were~~ are close already [2] They were roommates at the Academy [3] But he's hot, so I'm taking him out on Sunday [4] He's going to try to teach me some meditation techniques so I can sleep [5] Princess? Really? [6] She has eternal hope and weddings on the brain (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:34 am UTC (link)
	[1] Y’all are going out on the Sabbath? [2 Fine. Have fun. Use protection. I don’t want his holiness to burn me. [3] Shut up. [4] Hahahhahahahahahahahahahah [5] Sounds like Mama. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:36 am UTC (link)
	[1] I'm a corrupting influence [2] Please, Charley [3] He's a priest - he's got that whole celibacy thing [4] His holiness would probably burn my fuckboy ass, anyway [5] What is with the wedding fever? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:40 am UTC (link)
	[1] Not just talking about sex. [2] Wash your hands. Strip when you come over. Etc. [3] It’s spring. It does weird shit to our mother’s brains. [x] Mine is on me about children, so that’s a fucking treat (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 03:07 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Afraid a good influence will rub off on you? [2] Apparentfuckingly (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 03:20 pm UTC (link)
	[1] I don’t want anything of his rubbing on me 🤷🏼‍♀️ He’s hot, yes, but far too “pure.” [2] Ugh. [3] How terrible will they make your life if I say no? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 03:23 pm UTC (link)
	[1] And yet he's going on a date with me so I have doubts on his purity [2] No worse than usual, probably (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	[1] You’re hot. He’s celibate, not blind. [2] Ugh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 03:30 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Lots of people think I'm hot but won't get near me [2] And only part of that reason is because you're terrifying [3] Honestly you saying no might be less trouble than if you say yes [4] I know my odds of I ask you to play nice with them (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	[1] I don’t know what you’re talking about. I am a fucking delight. [2] Hey, they were asking for that rug to catch on fire when they asked me what my five year plan for us was. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 03:42 pm UTC (link)
	[1] The most delightful [2] I think they thought you had a Plan (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 03:47 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Not my fault 80% of the world are cowards. [2] I have Plans; they’re just not part of it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 03:49 pm UTC (link)
	[1] You are terrifying, you know [2] You and Bell [3] Pretty sure they assume if I'm part of them then they're part of them, babe (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Apparently not terrifying enough if they extended a dinner invitation. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	[1] They're either trying to be supportive [2] Or reminding you why you shouldn't bother with me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Honey, I’m sure I’m the last woman on earth they’d pick for you (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:07 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Idk about that [2] You're decently ranked and your sister is a Top [3] They'd probably prefer you for Luke though (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:15 pm UTC (link)
	[1] I don’t exactly fit their expectations on the PR front. [2] Too bad. I prefer you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	[1] That's just a challenge to Mom [2] Aww I like you too 😘 (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	[1] I’d like to see her try to change me (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:46 pm UTC (link)
	[1] Can I say something without you destroying something? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley yalls 2020-03-22 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	[1] What (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Zarley ventoso 2020-03-22 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	[1] I think you're amazing [2] But if you want to move through the ranks? [3] You have to fix your PR (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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