Chris wasn't exactly lying when he said he didn't hit women, unless they were attacking them with a sword. And even then he had been mostly defensive. This one seemed pretty eager to fight and he wondered if that was what she considered foreplay, because he was definitely down with that.
"Aw, Spunky, you're not giving up, are you? You can touch me without pretending to fight, you know." Women had a much harder time to piss him off. Men just needed to be around, mostly. So far he found he pretty amusing at best. Even if she didn't put out, which was probably part of the sick experiment or something, she was still a nice little distraction. "But if you insist on it... there are some sparring gloves if you really want to try and tickle me a little." he added, absolutely not patronizing at all. Because everybody knew women didn't really fight. Jealousy over men and sales at the mall excluded, that was some seriously fucked up shit right there.