“Scars are rugged and handsome, right?” Ernie said with a nervous laugh, trying to lighten the mood a little bit. Ernie could be very vain, but if they took the tissue from a place that was easily concealable, then who was he to complain? It was to get his magic back, after all. At the next sample though, Ernie turned bright red.
“I… uh… sir.” Ernie stammered a bit, “I uh. Are you sure that is entirely necessary?” It’s not that Ernie had intended to have children any time soon, and there wasn’t really any place in the office that Ernie could get any privacy.