~ Pimp My Threesome ~ - June 13th, 2007
A Harry Potter Threesome Fest With a Twist

User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 02:37
Subject: PIMPING POST: [info]newt_scamander
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Original poster: newt_scamander

So, gentle readers, I'll soon be presenting my scintillating masterpiece of angst and romance, a story of two travelers who meet up with an unsuspecting Muggle. Hmm, I wonder if this might be a Crossover fic…? Its title? Missteps. It seems everyone in the story might have two left feet….

And it's educational as well!

Valuable things you'll learn… )

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 05:27
Subject: ONE FINAL PIMPING POST FROM YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT, FLAVIUS BELBY
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Original poster: flavius_belby45


Three Men. One Secret.



What Price a Man's Soul? )


Sigillum Secreti

by Flavius Belby

Reviewers Say:


"An intense psychological thriller. Also, a quick cure for Erectile Dysfunction." Dr. Muggle (ME)


"Please blind me! I just read about Severus Snape, naked and having sex! With Harry! And Draco Malfoy!! Hell, just let Voldemort win!" N. Longbottom


"I hid behind my hands while reading - more angst than an angsty thingie. With a hopeful ending, though." Ima Romans Reeder

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 13:58
Subject: Last pimping post for avalon_queen
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Original poster: avalon_queen

Well, well, it seems as though you, my dear readers, are not the only ones who have taken a keen iterest in my work.

Our wonderful friends, the Wizards for Innocence also seem to have quite an interest, as well. In fact, they have set hands on an advance copy, and posted an excerpt. How very kind of them.

I'm sure you are all looking forward to the unvieling, as much as I am. Let us hope it is not too long before you may be able to satisfy your.... senses.

~ Morgan

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 17:10
Subject: Last will and pimpage for Sacharissa Tugwood
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Original poster: sacharissa_t

Well, my friends, the end is almost here. I've been working overtime with the boys...ahem...well SOMEONE'S got to do it. And may I say they are in SPLENDID form...  well...  I have another little taste of what's to come and two little teasers from "A Fistful of Harry."

So many men, so little time

Hugs and Kisses to all,
Sacharissa

A Fistful of Harry )

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 18:51
Subject: A Third Pimpage Post for [info]beatrixbloxam
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Location:Brighton by the Sea
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Original poster: beatrixbloxam

A Fabulous new story by the Authoress of Toadstool Tales

Heat


One last chance to entice you all into reading my little tale

Be cautious - naughtiness abounds under the cut...

Peek here, my lovelies! )

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 20:34
Subject: Final pimping post for [info]gunhilda_g
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Original poster: gunhilda_g

How I have cherished our time together, darlings. Unfortunately, we have just this one last chance to talk. As the publication date for my tale draws near, the time to reveal a small morsel has come.

Imagine, if you will, the third of our trio. He is a hero, and, he is oddly innocent in the ways of the world. Famous, yet already forgotten, except by his partners-to-be.

... the next few days were filled with what could only be described as... teasing. At first, Harry wasn’t sure that they were performing for him, but after he began catching glimpses of Snape and Malfoy repeatedly in hallways, around corners, even once on a stroll in the gardens, he began to take note of just how much time they spent together, and it was considerable.

And the glimpses were tantalizing to say the least. A flash of blond hair around a corner, the snap of a robe in a deserted hallway, the lingering scent of bitter herbs... That was how it started. Then, things escalated. Harry began noticing bits of Snape’s body at odd moments. His wrists were strangely alluring, especially when he would pull back his cuffs to reveal them during meals.

At other times Harry’d catch a glimpse of the hollow of Malfoy’s throat and he would lose his train of thought considering how that patch of skin would taste... Harry wondered if he was going mad.

But no. Malfoy was helping him to have those thoughts he was sure of it. For several days he would lean close to Harry at staff meetings, brush against him in hallways, whisper things as he passed by at meals. And Snape? Snape would hover over him, but not menacingly. Oh no. Now the hovering seemed to take on a waiting quality, as if Snape was expecting Harry to react to something. But what?


Interested to read more? Vote for Tease Me All Over by Gunhilda of Gorsemoor. Tata, darlings!

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User: [info]pimp_my_3some (posted by [info]3some_mod)
Date: 2007-06-13 21:46
Subject: Tilly Toke's final pimpage!
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Original poster: tilly_toke

The most scandalous news is in, darlings! And the zombies said they'd eat my brains if I did not get it out to the world at large immediately

G, the aesthetic front for the Harry Potter Remembrance Fund for Wizarding Orphans, has been caught canoodling with her various patrons for a little extra cash. W (who, it has been revealed, is actually P in disguise) is busy gathering importance in the Ministry. To generate popularity, he has just donated money to the fund. G has requisitioned a little bit more by treating him the same way she treats her other patrons.

R's madness has been verified, as his neighbors report hearing him call H's name at night---and it is a known fact that H was a casualty of war. P (or W) catches wind of this. As P is supposed dead, he goes to his sister, G (as W), about it the next time he donates money, so that she can confront R about this new insanity. G has just enlisted W to help her try and cure R. Unfortunately, she has only one idea as to how to do it... and she is very close to discovering W's true identity.

What will happen when G discovers that W is, in fact, her (supposedly dead) brother P? And when she discovers that R is 'having sex' with her dead ex-boyfriend?


Find out! Read Tilly Toke's A New Sort of Resilience! Coming soon to a bookstore near you---if the blogs don't catch wind of it first! ;)

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