A Most Impractical Cat (Severus Snape/Harry Potter, NC17) Title: A Most Impractical Cat Author: drachenmina Prompt: #3, Bellatrix finds a kitten in the back garden. She just doesn't know that it's Harry Potter in his Animagus form. Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix Lestrange/various, Ron/Hermione, Draco/Hermione (unrequited – at least as yet!) Rating: NC17 Word Count: 12,400 Summary: AU. During the horcrux hunt, Harry goes to Malfoy Manor in his guise as a cat to try and find Helga Hufflepuff’s cup. Things do not go according to plan. Warnings: Mention of het, (very) mild BDSM, bestiality and the poetry of TS Eliot. Author's Note: AN: I’m sure it didn’t start out quite this cracky… Huge thanks for the beta go to the wonderful gin_tonic