pre_raphaelite1 (pre_raphaelite1) wrote in pervy_werewolf, @ 2008-05-02 20:59:00 |
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Entry tags: | #lmom 2008, author: pre_raphaelite1, kink: docking, remus/sirius |
LMoM: Scentillation (Revisited) #2 [Remus/Sirius, R]
Title: Scentillation (Revisited): Absinthe (#2)
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: R
Kink(s): Drinking, bad puns, cock docking
Challenge: LMoM 2008
Word Count: 531
Notes: All subtitles and summaries are names and descriptions of perfume oils from Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab and therefore belong to the BPAL powers that be. I'm merely fangirling them with Remus/Sirius pron. And HP belongs to JKR, of course. Click on the tag of my username for previous entries.
Today's Scent Description/Fic Summary: "Fall under the spell of our Green Fairy! An intoxicating blend containing wormwood essence, light mints, cardamom, anise, hyssop, and the barest hint of lemon."
Scentillation(Revisited): Absinthe (#2)
“Moony,” Sirius whined.
“Mmm?”
“Room's all fuzzy and shit.”
Remus raised an eyebrow at him. “Pardon?”
“Room's fuzzy.” The whine made one of Remus' eyes twitch. “Make it stop fuzzing.”
Briefly wondering if fuzzing was even a proper participle, Remus shook his head at Sirius. “The only thing fuzzing here is your brain.”
“Fur.”
“What?”
“Fur. “
“Fur?” Remus wondered if he should find a recovery potion or take Sirius to St Mungo's.
“I have fur, not fuzz.”
“In your brain?”
“Mmhmm.” He smiled broadly, angeliccally as Sirius Fucking Black could, which truth be told was about on par with Binns being interesting and McGonagall being repulsive.
“... you're completely pissed.”
“Am not.”
Remus started to respond with “Are too” but the great Two Line Battle of first year was still fresh in his mind. So he tried a different tactic. “Want another glass then?”
“Will it make the room stop fuzzing?”
“Only when you pass out from alcohol poisoning.”
Sirius blinked at him, grey eyes wide, pupils dilated and slightly glazed. “What about that wormy stuff?”
“Wormy stuff,” Remus repeated.
“Yeah. That wormy stuff in the ab- abby something... abbysinthe.” Sirius gestured to the the bottle sitting on the table.
“Wormwood.”
“That's what I said.”
Remus sighed. “What about the wormwood?”
“Is that why the room's.. you know... furry.”
“I thought you were furry and the room was fuzzy?”
“Shut up, twat.” His hand lifted, curled, wrist rotating in what Remus presumed was a Gesture of Profound Pureblood Indulgence. And his presumption was right. “Green Fairy and all that shit.”
Remus was waiting for Sirius to make a point. And kept waiting because Sirius fell silent again. Rolling his eyes, Remus answered the question he thought Sirius was aiming for. “The wormwood doesn't make you hallucinate, Padfoot. The alcohol is just very strong. This is Muggle absinthe, remember? Otherwise you would literally be seeing fairies.”
“Seeing one now.” Sirius gave a lewd waggle of his eyebrows.
“Oh very mature, Sirius.”
“Always thought you were for your age. Came out at 47, wasn't it?”
“Yes. Right. Complete with grey hair and smoking a cigar.” After seven years with the other Marauders, he knew how this went. Next it would be a description of his tweed nappies and knee-high white socks.
“Want to smoke my cigar?”
Remus just looked at Sirius, hoping he hadn't just said that, but knowing all to well that he had. And would continue to say things just like it until he got his way. The spoiled prat.
“Reckon with all those years of experience, you could really suck me to a stub.”
Suppressing a groan, Remus responded blandly, “Only if you let me nip your tip first.”
“Nip my- my... OI! There's nothing wrong with my tip the way it is. It doesn't need nipping. I'm not some bloody American!”
With Sirius properly horrified and hunched over with a protective hand on himself, Remus reclined in his chair, lips curving into a supreme smirk. He lifted his glass in a mocking toast to Sirius. “To the health of your tip, the supremacy of my sucking, and the pleasure of cock docking.”
First person to leave feedback gets to choose the BPAL scent as the prompt/inspiration for the next day’s ficlet! Should this not work out, I'll pick a reviewer at my discretion. Thanks to loony4lupin for this one.