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LMOM 2011: Day 31
Title: Need a Holiday (Last in the Remus/Snape ongoing series this month)
Author/Artist: KateKintail
Rating: R
Pairing: Remus/Snape
Kink: A tiny bit of genderbending... and a whole lot of silliness
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011


“What the hell have you done to my room?” Snape asked, having to wade angrily through the mess covering everything from floor to bed.

“Our room,” Remus corrected. “And it’s just messy as I pack, so don't give me attitude.”

Snape looked around with disapproval. “You look as though you’re trying to pack everything we own.”

Remus shrugged. “This is our first holiday together and you won’t tell me where we’re going. How am I to know what to pack, so I have to pack a little of everything, don’t I? I'm going out of my mind here. Maybe if you just told me the destination…”

Standing there, fuming at the mess, Snape spoke coldly. “It’s supposed to be a surprise, Lupin.”

Remus knew that. But his mind raced, going through all sorts of possibilities nonetheless. He thought first of them in the Bahamas, scubadiving.


Or in Paris, walking the streets hand-in-hand.


Or America, in the wide, open plains.


Or California by the beach.


Or maybe Canada, taking in a hockey game or two.


Or Hawaii… where there was so much warm, bright sun and grass skirts with easy access to certain parts and flowered leas against so much bare skin.


Snape looked amazing. Or, rather, he would look amazing like that. Remus couldn’t keep that image out of his mind, of Snape’s cock dangling amidst the grass in the skirt, dancing so his hips and body would go all loose and serpent-like, dancing to the music for an audience of one.

“Why are you looking at me like that?” Snape asked, though Remus didn’t even hear the question.



Remus could smell coconut sunscreen covering the man’s pale skin so it wouldn’t burn, sunscreen that was slick and soft and intoxicating. He could see the man’s dark eyes behind eyelashes, batted alluringly just for him. He could feel the warmth of Snape’s body as the sun hit it, and Remus’ own body burned with hot lust. Forget vacation. He wanted Snape now.

Without another thought, Remus launched himself at Snape. They crashed back onto the bed, the mattress sagging slightly under their weight. The vacation destination was forgotten entirely now. Being with Snape anywhere was all Remus wanted.







Bonus image that didn't make it into the story: Severus Snape as the Travelocity Roaming Gnome



Thank you for sticking with me all month and leaving such great feedback to keep me going. I still can't believe I pulled this off. There were a lot of close calls. I'm so glad people came to play (write, draw, and comment) again for LMOM this year. Thank you, lore for being our mod. And cheers to you all!