Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011 Word count [if applicable]: 858
Warning: Unbeta'd.
A/N: tipsy Severus…
They landed with a distinct thud. Remus clutched his wand and listened carefully before he cast a lumos charm. "Where are we?" He whispered.
"Dunno."
"You were the one who apparated us."
"I am also the one holding the bottle of firewhisky." Severus jiggled the bottle.
"So you're drunk and apparating, we're lucky not to have been splinchted."
"Yes." Severus crossed his arms.
Remus glanced around the space. "It looks to be a fishing cabin."
"That makes sense." Severus said happily. "I was thinking about trawling."
Remus wrinkled his forehead. "You fish?"
Severus rolled his eyes and took a swallow of the whiskey. "Trawling for men, picking up men, on the pull…that's what I was doing."
"At an Order celebration?"
"Since the Death Eaters are either dead or in Azkaban, my social circle has become much more limited."
Remus chuckled. "You're drunk."
Severus shook his head. "No, just tipsy."
"I don't believe just tipsy. You brought me with you."
"I was going to chat you up." Severus lamented. "It just looked as if you were going to leave…"
"So I am here now. Let's hear your best line."
"Come here often?" Severus asked.
"Remus laughed. "That's your best line?"
"I am a bit out of practice." Severus scowled and took another drink.
"Drinking is not going to help." Remus said quietly.
"At least I will not remember this disaster in the morning."
"It doesn't have to be a disaster, Severus. Why don't we go to my place? It's warm and the bed is bigger than that cot over there."
Severus considered it for a minute. "All right, but the bottle comes with." He said clinging to it tightly.
"You really don't need the bottle, Severus."
"I most certainly do! I'm randy as a goat and well…it is embarrassing."
"How far out of practice are you, Severus?" Remus asked gently.
"Not that it is any of your business, but about eight years I would say." Severus responded eyeing the whiskey fondly.
"Of course you're randy that is a long time Severus and there is nothing to be embarrassed about."
"Easy for you to say." Severus grumbled. "You've been with two Aurors and two Weasleys in the last few years."
"Keeping track?"
"No, no of course not!" Severus stated hotly. "I am not jealous; I just want to do it. Can't we just do it?"
"Stand up; we're going to my place."
Severus did as he was told and Remus apparated them back to his cottage, he had aimed for the bedroom and he was spot on.
"It is a big bed." Severus put down his bottle and peeled his clothes off rapidly. He tossed one boot across the room and then the other, before he flung himself onto the bed. He brought on hand to his half hard cock and stroked it. "Lupin, you aren't even undressed."
"I know, Severus. Why don't you come over here and sit on the edge."
"I don't want to sit on the edge of the bed. I want sex."
"Yes, I can see that." Remus repled.
Severus beamed.
Remus knelt between his legs. "Why don't we start with this?" Remus put his hands on the pale thighs in front of him and kissed them alternately one to the other from knee to hip.
"I think you missed something." Severus pouted.
Remus growled and brushed his stubble against the thigh he was kissing. "I'll get there." He nudged Severus' prick with this nose. "I'll get there."
Severus closed his eyes. Remus' tongue began its assault on Severus hard prick. He licked it from root to tip over and over, before he started paying attention to the taut balls underneath. First, he ran his tongue along the sack between them and then sucked one and then the other into his mouth. Severus moaned. Remus sucked them both in turn again and then went pack to the swollen cock. This time he sucked him into his mouth with a gentle suction and slow rhythm that built. When he moved to more suction, Severus groaned.
"Bad idea." He muttered.
Remus kept up the suction and pulled the throbbing prick into his throat.
"Don't!" Severus whimpered and twisted his fingers in the bedclothes.
Remus stayed with it, but within seconds Severus chanted "Can't wait, can't wait."
With as much suction as he could he held Severus as deep as he would go. Severus wailed and bucked and Remus drank every drop he was given, by the end he was gasping for breath.
"Gods, Lupin." Severus panted.
Remus struggled to his feet and framed Severus face in his hands. He kissed him gently, but thoroughly sharing some of the creamy essence in his mouth. After Remus pulled back, Severus scooted up to lie on the bed in the proper fashion. He closed his eyes and his breathing deepened.
Remus stripped off his clothes and let them fall by the bed. He slid in next to Severus and covered them both up. Severus wiggled against him.
"You're warm." Severus mumbled and pushed closer. "Did we do it yet?"
Remus' mouth curved in a tiny indulgent smile. "Go to sleep, Severus."