LMOM 2011 - The Lusty Month of Chocolate #27
Title: The Lusty Month of Chocolate – part 27 Author: snapealina Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Remus/Severus Kink(s): sleepy vanilla sex Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011 Word count: 1368 Disclaimer: I don't own them :-( I only play with them :-) A LOT! ;-) Summary/notes: We are all familiar with the cliché that Remus likes chocolate. So this year I'm doing the Lusty Month of Chocolate! Enjoy :D
Severus knew that living together would be a challenge, but he didn't expect Remus to get on his nerves in under two weeks.
Having Remus' things all over his flat had at first seemed cute; the flat was actually being lived in. Remus still hadn't unpacked all of his belongings, seeing as they were distracted by a certain little box when they were doing that, and then Severus had blamed the full moon and didn't bother to nag Remus about it. The man would get to it when he was up to it. After a while, however, Severus realised that Remus was merely a very untidy person.
At first, Severus hadn't really thought much about it, but simply picked up things and put them where they belonged. But now, the clothes on the floor and furniture, the books still in the trunk, the wet towels on the bathroom floor, the messy bathroom sink and the dirty tea mugs he found everywhere began to annoy him immensely.
He had tried to give Remus hints, but the man didn't seem to care. He simply laughed and said his things weren't going anywhere, and that he might wear that particular shirt tomorrow anyway.
It wasn't until a late Friday afternoon just before Christmas, Severus finally snapped.
It had been an exhausting day at work. One of his customers had complained about everything she could think of. She couldn't really complain about the excellent potion she had just bought, but she kept whining about slow service, the wrong colour on the bottle, and she even complained about his shop smelling funny. To top this off, she had dropped the bottle on the way out of the apothecary and demanded a new one. In addition to this, the shop had been really busy and Severus was getting a major headache. The snow outside didn't help his mood either.
He came home later than usual, finding Remus sitting on the sofa with a cup of tea and a book.
"You're home late. What happened? How was your day?" he asked and smiled.
Severus simply grunted, and went to the bathroom to find a pain relief potion and then went into their bedroom to take a nap.
He undressed and crawled into bed. Something in the bed was prickling his skin and Severus began to scratch his thigh. Had they gotten some sort of bed bugs? He lifted the sheets to check and saw a load of crumbs.
"LUUUUUUPIN!" Severus shouted and Remus came storming into the bedroom.
"What's wrong, Severus?"
"What's wrong?" Severus yelled. "What is this?" He pointed at the bed.
Remus came over to the bed and looked. "Oh that? I was having a lie-down earlier and I got hungry, so I summoned some chocolate cookies."
Severus screamed with frustration.
"Take it easy, Severus. It's only a few cookie crumbs." Remus began to brush them off the bed.
"Only a few crumbs?" Severus shouted. "What about your clothes, your books, the dirty mugs, the bathroom. For fuck's sake, Remus. Are you a wizard or not? Cleaning up after yourself only takes a couple of seconds."
"Then why are you complaining if it's that easy?" Remus wondered, and Severus lifted the sheets up to his face and bit hard to stop himself from screaming again.
"Relax, Severus. It's only a bit of clutter. I don't understand why you get so worked up about this."
"I can stand with a bit of clutter. It's the fact that it doesn't seem to bother you that annoys me. Do you like living in a pigsty? If that is the case you can start looking for a new place to live."
"You can hardly call this a pigsty, Severus." Remus chuckled. "Relax! I promise I will try to do better, but then you have to tell me what's really going on."
Severus told him about the impossible customer, his bad day and his headache.
"Oh, love." Remus kissed him gently and sat down next to him. He flicked his wand to make the cookie crumbs disappear. "Take off your shirt and lie down on your stomach. I have an idea to make this all better. I'll be right back."
Severus didn't bother to ask what Lupin was up to, but did as he was told. Remus disappeared and Severus had almost fallen asleep when he suddenly returned.
"Sorry it took so long," he panted, "but I had to go to three stores to get this."
"Get what?" Severus mumbled half-asleep.
"You'll find out."
Severus felt the man mount him. "What are you doing, Lupin?
"Relax, Severus." Remus whispered, and Severus felt hands run up and down his back.
"You have a very sexy back, Severus. Do you know that?"
Severus chuckled. "What a cheesy thing to say."
"But it's true," said Remus. "It's amazing. A bit tense, but absolutely amazing."
"It's a back, Remus. What on earth can be amazing about that?"
"Well, I happen to find it sexy, so shut up."
Remus put oil on his hands and returned to Severus' back, and the scent of chocolate penetrated his nostrils.
"Really, Lupin? Chocolate again?"
"It's meant to be relaxing and stimulating, Severus. Give it a chance."
The hands glided easily with long, slow strokes over his back, and Severus suddenly found it very easy to give the chocolate oil a chance. Remus stroked his lower back and with light pressure let his hands move up to his shoulders. He repeated the motion a couple of times and Severus gave an approving sigh.
Remus began to knead at the tight muscles around Severus' shoulders. It was borderline painful, but Severus could feel his knots loosen and was able to relax when he got used to Remus' circular movements.
The man added more oil and worked his way down his spine to massage Severus' lower back. Severus moaned and groaned to express his approval of what Remus was doing. He had to admit, this had been a very good idea. Maybe keeping the werewolf around wasn't such a bad thing after all?
Remus began to knead at his buttocks and Severus noticed that his hands lingered a bit more than was strictly necessary. It was clear that Remus wanted to do more than just massage him.
"Just do it already," he suddenly said, making Remus jump. "You know you want to."
"I'm sorry, Severus. I just got distracted for a bit, there" Remus stammered uncertainly.
"Apparently," mumbled Severus. "So what are you waiting for?"
"Do you mean that?" asked Remus and dismounted him. "You obviously need to relax."
"I've heard that orgasms can help as headache relief," he chuckled and he felt the weight lift from his legs and Remus lay down beside him.
"I promise I'll go easy." Remus whispered and muttered a preparation spell.
Severus didn't think he could ever become more relaxed. They lay there, spooning and Remus was rocking his hips, gently gliding in and out of him.
"How are you feeling," Remus whispered.
Severus simply sighed. He wasn't really in any state to form words.
Remus began to kiss his neck and shoulders, and Severus smiled and moaned. He turned his head slightly to meet Remus' lips, and the man behind him reached up to touch his face and kissed him with a passion Severus had never felt before.
His hand moved down and reached for Severus' cock. With slow strokes, Remus matched his thrusts.
After what seemed like forever, Severus heard Remus' breath get heavier and shorter and he knew he was getting close. Remus had picked up the speed on Severus' cock, probably in an attempt at making them come together, but Remus still came first. Remus stayed inside him while he kept stroking Severus until he came with a long groan.
Slowly, Remus pulled out, cast a cleaning charm on them, wrapped his arms around him and kissed his neck. Severus had been wrong. This was the most relaxed he had ever been.
Remus was apparently quite relaxed too, because Severus could hear light snores coming from behind him.
He nudged the sleeping werewolf.
"Don't get too relaxed, Remus," Severus whispered. "You still have a lot of cleaning to do."