Author/Artist: nimrod_9 Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Remus/Sir Nicholas
Kink(s): wanking, voyuerism
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011 Word count [if applicable]: 852
Warning: Unbeta'd.
A/N: Ok, Nearly Headless Nick just watches
Remus settled back against his headboard. His trousers and pants were off, the lube, his favourite dildo, and his wand were next to him at the ready. Finally, he could wank. He squeezed a little of the lube into his right hand; his preferred wanking hand. With the touch as light as a feather he slid the slippery hand down his shaft; it twitched immediately. A few more teasing caresses and he was well on his way to hard. He applied a little more pressure and a moan bubbled from his lips, or had it. His eyes darted around the room and there floated Sir Nicholas hand pressed to his crotch.
He closed his eyes and tipped he head backward and it make a resounding thump as it the headboard. Why was wanking in this castle so difficult today?! First, he'd been interrupted by a fire drill before breakfast this morning. Who had fire drills in stone buildings? Minerva said better safe than sorry. He had thought; better not to be sexually frustrated when dealing with hormonal teenagers.
With breakfast and the fire drill over he had hurried back to his quarters. It had been perfect, just the right amount of teasing, his balls had drawn up and there was a knock at the door. Actually, it had been loud pounding; he pulled his pants and trousers back on and tried not to hurt himself with the zip. Severus was at the door with the Wolfsbane potion. He apparently had errands to run and wouldn't be back until after dinner. With a grimace he downed the potion and thanked Severus. The man was lucky not to have been assaulted; he was just so buttoned up and that nose always made Remus wonder.
He had duties rounds from ten until four. It was amazing what the students could get into when classes weren’t in session and homework would not become urgent until tomorrow. Someone had broken into the Dark Arts classroom and released the Cornish Pixies; he needed to use better warding. Two ingenious Slytherins had decided to have Quidditch practice in the Great Hall, they were currently scraping the candle wax off the floor under Filch's gaze; Severus was going to have their hides. A Ravenclaw had set up an ice slide on one of the stairways and as charging a knut to slide down it. Naturally, the staircase moved and there were several minor injuries. Remus had filled out all the paperwork and assigned detentions where appropriate; it was half three when he headed to his quarters.
Fate was not finished with him yet, as he approached the statue of Boris the Bewildered, he heard noises. There were two fifth-year Hufflepuff boys, naked and not actually hidden by the statue. They had a diagram stuck to the wall and both of them were erect; they had forgotten the notice-me-not charm and a silencing spell. Remus tried desperately not to look at their hard cocks; they were not quite legal. His prick filled fully in this trousers and he was thankful that his coat hid that fact. He gave them the password to the prefect's bath, a warning about the correct use of charms and spells, didn't give them a detention, and hurried back to his chambers.
Now here he sat in all his glory with a ghost watching him. "Perhaps you could watch Albus, or Severus or even Filius."
Nick snorted. "Albus likes strange gadgets and sparkly things, Snape only wanks under the cover of darkness and blankets and Filius, he's not even a handful. You on the other hand look fully grown and have simple, proper toys."
His prick still throbbed, his balls ached and he didn't care anymore if he had an audience. He added more lube to his hand, grasped his prick tightly and started stroking. With his free hand he picked up the dildo, rubber and nicely veined and sucked it into his mouth. This was what he wanted. Sucking a nice thick cock and wanking away as someone tugged his hair and made deep, throaty noise. Nick helped with the sounds as the ghost sighed and moaned. Remus picked up the pace of his hand and gagged slightly on the phallus in his mouth.
It wasn’t going to take long or even be pretty. His slick hand let go his cock to reach down and fondle his balls. Playing with them made them all the more heavy and full feeling. His hand shot pack up and he pulled his prick hard and fast. In three strokes his hips were off the bed and he could feel his issue hitting him mid chest and on his chin. He howled and Nick joined in.
"Not one for taking your time then?" Nick queried.
Remus chuckled as both of his hands fell to his sides, his entire body boneless. "I've been working on this since six this morning."
Nick straightened his jacket. "Don't be surprised if you see me again, for the whole show." And with the wink of his eye, he was gone directly through the far wall.