LMOM 2011 - The Lusty Month of Chocolate #13
Title: The Lusty Month of Chocolate – part 13 Author: snapealina Rating: PG-13 Pairing: Remus/Severus Kink(s): body paint, bad sex, humiliation, mentioned licking Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011 Word count: 938 Disclaimer: I don't own them :-( I only play with them :-) A LOT! ;-) Summary/notes: We are all familiar with the cliché that Remus likes chocolate. So this year I'm doing the Lusty Month of Chocolate! Enjoy :D
“You are insane, Lupin. I can't do that!”
“But, Severus,” the other wizard whined. “Please! I really want to try this.”
“I'm not an athlete, Lupin. Forget it!”
“Why did you buy the book if you're not going to try anything from it.”
“Maybe I just wanted to look at the pretty pictures?” Severus answered sarcastically and took the book away from Remus. “Besides, you only want to try that one because it was the first one you saw. There are lots of other pages, you know.”
“But I want to try that one!” Remus repeated. “I promise you will get the blow job of your life.”
“Fine, be my guest then. But I'm not doing a handstand!” Severus stated.
“But how are we going to do it then?” Remus wondered.
“Who said I must be the one to be upside down?” asked Severus. “If you want to try this so badly, you can do the handstand and I can do the painting.”
“But I wanted to try the painting part,” complained Remus. “I have already melted the chocolate.”
“Lucky for me that you did all the preparations then,” Severus smirked and waved his wands to make Remus' clothes disappear. “Get on your hands, wolf. I have a picture to paint! And for some reason I want my canvas upside down.”
“But it's chocolate,” Remus groaned.
“You already eat too much of that stuff, Lupin. Perhaps it's time to get some exercise as well? I promise you will get the blow job of your life,” Severus imitated,
Remus scowled at Severus, but went over to the wall. “Okay, here it goes.”
He took a deep breath and stretched out his arms. He was about to place his hands on the floor when he suddenly asked. “Can I do a headstand instead? I don't think my arms can take it.”
“Just do something,” Severus said. “The chocolate is stiffening, and it's going to remain the only stiff thing around here if you don't hurry up!”
Remus crouched down, placed his head and hands on the floor and kicked up. The kick had such little force, the man's feet fell back down at once.
“Can I have a pillow for my head? The floor is really hard.”
A pillow came zooming through the room and hit Remus right in the face.
“Sorry,” Severus chuckled but Remus frowned. “Now hurry up.”
Remus placed the pillow in front of him, positioned his arms and head and kicked up again. This time it was a bit better, but it only made his feet hang in the air for a few seconds before falling back down.
“Oh for Merlin's sake,” Severus sighed and pointed his wand at Remus. “Levicorpus.”
Remus was hoisted by his ankles and dangled in the air in front of Severus.
“Now that's better,” Severus said and grabbed the paintbrush and dipped it in the jar.
“No it's not!” Remus called out and squirmed. “Let me down, Severus!”
“Why? It's working now. Why didn't we think of that to begin with? Perhaps it was stupid to buy a Muggle book, they are so impracticable.”
“Let me down, Severus. I'm getting dizzy!”
“I thought that was the whole point about you being upside down. To get the blood flowing in places that enlightens the senses or some nonsense like that.”
“Severus!” Remus said warningly.
“No, I have my canvas ready, I'm going to try and paint something.” Severus said and approached Remus with the brush.
“Severus, no!” Remus begged, but Severus began to paint a circle on Remus' stomach. However, the other man squirmed so badly it made the circle look more like an amoeba.
“Stand still, Lupin!” Severus commanded. “I'm trying to create sensual art here!”
“It tickles! Let me down now!” Remus called out. “Or I'm going to -”
“Do what? Hex me?” Severus chuckled. “The last time I checked, your wand was on the kitchen table and I have mine right here. No, you insisted on trying this, so we're doing it.”
He dipped the paintbrush in the jar of chocolate paint again, and walked behind Remus, who desperately tried to turn his body around.
“This is brilliant!” Severus said. “If you had been standing against a wall, I wouldn't have been able to get at you from this angle. Stupid Muggles.”
“Severus, please let me down!” Remus begged, but Severus began to draw on Lupin's arse.
Remus squirmed so bad it was impossible to see what Severus had tried to draw.
Severus sighed and painted a last stripe along Remus' cleft, dotted the balls and stepped back to look at his masterpiece.
Finally, Severus released Remus from the spell and the man fell to the floor. Severus couldn't remember ever laughing this hard.
“I'm going to get you, Severus,” Remus hissed and took the jar of melted chocolate. The entire content hit Severus' face with a splash.
Remus began laughing while Severus rubbed the chocolate out of his eyes. “I told you I would get you!”
Severus scowled and began to walk towards the bathroom.
“Where are you going?” Remus called after him.
“I'm going to wash this mess off,” Severus called back. “And then I'm going to throw the book away.”
Remus' eyes widened and he stormed after Severus. “Wash it off? But it's chocolate!”