LMOM 2011 - The Lusty Month of Chocolate #6
Title: The Lusty Month of Chocolate – part 6 Author: snapealina Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Remus/Severus Kink(s): drunk sex, bad sex, attempt at oral Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2011 Word count: 1064 Disclaimer: I don't own them :-( I only play with them :-) A LOT! ;-) Summary/notes: We are all familiar with the cliché that Remus likes chocolate. So this year I'm doing the Lusty Month of Chocolate! Enjoy :D
What the hell was Lupin up to? Severus couldn't remember the last time he had been this frustrated.
For once, Lupin hadn't left him unfinished, but when they went to buy the chocolate pudding Severus had promised him, Lupin had merely thanked him, said goodbye and taken the pudding back to the book store, again leaving Severus puzzled.
He poured himself a generous glass of Firewhiskey and sat down on his worn-out sofa. Why did he even bother? The man seemed to live just to annoy him. Most of all, he wanted to forget about Lupin, but he knew that would be impossible. He had tried so hard the last few weeks, but Lupin would not leave his head. Had the man put some sort of spell on him? Why was he so hung up on this person?
Severus knew he wouldn't get a moment's peace before he got to the bottom of this.
The drink was quickly emptied, and Severus refilled his glass.
It was Friday night and Severus was lonely. He was lonely, annoyed and horny. But he was determined not to wank to the thoughts of that man again. He would just have to distract himself and do other things so he forgot about that infuriating werewolf. So he drank. It had been a weird week, he deserved a drink!
And one more. And one more.
Pretty soon, the bottle was empty. Severus cursed. He was still thinking about Lupin. He needed more alcohol.
Severus rose from his seat, stumbled and managed to grab hold of a chair so he didn't fall. He went into the kitchen and searched high and low. Not even a drop of cooking sherry. All he could find was a fridge full of chocolate puddings, he didn't even like them.
He could go to the Leaky Cauldron. It wasn't very far and there would be more alcohol and maybe something to take his mind of Lupin.
He found his way down the stairs, into the street and headed for the pub.
Another Firewhiskey was downed while he sat by the bar. Tom, the barman, asked him if something was wrong, but Severus simply shrugged and held out his glass for a refill.
After about an hour, Severus before he began to doze off. Tom smacked him on the head a couple of times and asked him politely if it wasn't time to go home, but Severus mumbled incoherently and pointed at his glass.
“I think you've had enough, Mr Snape,” said Tom and took the glass away. “Go home.”
Severus got angry. How could the man refuse him a drink? He was a grown man, no one could tell him when to go home.
“No,” said Severus. “I want another drink!”
“There, there, Severus.” said a gentle voice. “Maybe Tom is right. Maybe it's time for you to go home and get some sleep.”
Severus turned his head. It was him!
“You,” he sneered. “YOU!”
“Come on now, Severus.” Lupin said and walked up to him. “I'll help you home.”
“No!” shouted Severus. “You can't tell me what to do! This is all your fault!”
“My fault?” Remus wondered.
“Yes! Because I can't get you out of my bloody head, and I'm going crazy because I have no idea what game you are playing.”
But Lupin took a firm grip around his waist and Apparated them back to Severus' flat.
“Why the bloody hell did you do that for?” Severus shouted as they landed in his living room.
“Calm down, Severus. I just wanted to help you.”
“Help me? The best thing you can do is to leave me alone. That would be helpful!” Severus yelled. “Stop smiling at me, stop being so damn nice all the time and then leave, and stop the bloody moaning when you eat chocolate!”
Lupin laughed out loud.
“Don't laugh,” Severus demanded, but Lupin didn't stop. This drove Severus crazy. “It's not funny!”
“Yes, it is,” smiled Lupin and kissed Severus gently on the lips. “I'm sorry, Severus. But I really think we should talk about this some other time. You should get some sleep.”
Lupin hoisted him up, and helped him into his bedroom. Severus landed on the soft bed and Lupin helped him remove his shoes and cloak.
“I knew it,” mumbled Severus. “This was all just a trick to get me into the bedroom.”
Severus leaned over and began to undo Lupin's trousers.
Lupin chuckled and removed his hands. “Go to sleep, Severus.”
But Severus didn't want to sleep. He had Lupin in his bedroom and was sure as hell not letting the chance get away from him. He tore Lupin's trousers open and crawled on top of his legs.
“Severus, please don't -” Lupin started, but Severus only smirked and began licking Lupin's balls.
Lupin half-heartedly tried to push Severus away, but the dark-haired wizard insisted on continuing.
He took Lupin's half-hard cock in his mouth and kneaded his balls with his hand.
“Ouch,” Lupin cried out. “Be careful, Severus, or you're going to castrate me.”
Severus let go off his balls, but continued licking and sucking. He swallowed Lupin so deep into his throat he gagged.
Lupin pushed him off and to his side.
“That's enough, Severus. Sleep!”
“Why do you do this?” Severus yelled. “Why do you keep appearing in my head? Why do you agree to meet me and then you disappear? Why do you let me blow you and then leave, pretending like nothing happened? Why do you keep meeting me if you don't want to?”
“Severus, please sleep. We can talk more later.”
“I need to know now!” Severus groaned. “You will only leave and then I will go around for days wondering what the hell happened.”
“I promise, Severus. We can talk tomorrow.” Lupin said reassuringly as he rose from the bed.
“What was the point of filling my fridge with chocolate puddings,” Severus mumbled half asleep and lay his head on the pillow, “if you just keep leaving?”
Lupin chuckled and kissed him on his forehead before pulling the sheets over him.
“Please don't leave,” Severus whispered before he passed out.