BWAHAHAHA! The bike-smexx-pic is... OMG, I have no words. This is seriously so fun and creative.
(Should I mention now that I live 25 miles from Lego's headquarters and "Legoland" - and I know god knows how many people who work there, including my friend's husband who's a designer? Perhaps I should suggest that they develop detachable cocks for our fandom pleasure?)
Of course I'd never mention it, but gawd, it craks me up!