Severus Snape had always thought it vaguely amusing that his students sometimes whispered that he was a vampire. "...I swear by everything unholy, Dark, and exceptionally unpleasant that if I so much as twinkle I will end you." Thankfully for him, the Narrator preferred more... classical interpretations than some of the newer tripe spewed for the masses. "Thank Merlin." OMG I LOVE THIS!!!! XD I'm no vampire fan in general, but thank you for not letting him sparkle or twinkle or whatever! And thank you for creating that hot scene that followed!