ROLFMAO! I love the whole can-hear-the-narrator thing! Bloody brilliant, that is! And I agree that hay should be a kink or cowboys for that matter ;)
Returning to the matter at hand, Severus never had any real interest in cowboys until he saw Remus Lupin dressed as one. Yeah, so if Remus Lupin dressed up as a hippogriff, Severus would get an unhealthy interest in those too...lol It's just the way Remus Lupin affects us ;)