that last line makes me snicker in all sorts of ways.
(i sorta wrote out my thoughts as i was reading)
i'm sorry if this is the inappropriate reaction for sap and angst, but omg did this make me laugh.
common sense of a gnat, and therein lied the problem , and i laughed for like three solid minutes at "I'm not a girl!" he shrieked, "So don't look at me like that!"
and then couldn't hit a girl, and sirius' breasts made a nice pillow
and then again at better to have a lesbian encounter.
ohhh, i really needed a fic like this today. yesterday was a shitty evening, but this helped my today be better. :D