ellid (ellid) wrote in pervy_werewolf, @ 2009-05-20 07:54:00 |
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Entry tags: | #lmom 2009, author: ellid, remus/severus, remus/tonks |
LMOM #20
Title: Questions
Author: Ellid
Rating: PG
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
Kink(s): Reference to penis size, bisexuality
Challenge: Lusty Month of May 2009
Word count: 538
Note: not DH compatible in the slightest.
"I understand you used to have a filly."
Remus frowned at Travers. "Filly? I've never owned a horse."
"Sorry, I keep forgetting I'm not in America," Travers said apologetically. "I meant a girlfriend. I hear she just got married."
"Oh, you mean Dora! We were an item for a while at the end of the War against Voldemort. We broke up years ago and she got married about a year ago," said Remus. "She married an American, actually. They're both Aurors."
"Aurors. Never wanted to be one." Travers smoothed the ends of his mustache. "Texas Ranger, yes, Auror, no. Figured Muggles would be easier."
"I think that's why they haven't started a family yet. Dora wants to wait until neither of them has a field assignment." Remus watched as Hagrid strolled over to the thestrals and began tossing chunks of meat to the graceful, bony creatures. Travers put one foot up against a fence rail and nodded approvingly.
"Good idea. Kids deserve a mom, not an Auror."
Remus didn’t have the heart to tell him that JJ was much more likely to stay home than Dora. "Dora and I were never all that serious. I think we both knew we were more interested in someone else." Hagrid led Minerva's gorgeous Abraxan, a gift from Olympe Maxime, out of the stable and began currying the golden animal's coat. "Severus doesn't like her, but then again she was one of his students so that may have something to do with it. She's on the clumsy side and he's not fond of people knocking over equipment in the lab."
"Huh." Travers held out his hand as the Abraxan, curious, strolled over. "Accio sugar - there you go, big boy. You like that, don't you?" He rubbed the gelding's blaze.
"Remus! Didn' see ye there!" Hagrid waved. "Morning, P'fesser Travers! Looks like Zeph'rus likes you."
"He's a real beauty!" Travers gave the Abraxan a final scritch and patted him firmly on the shoulder. "Nice thestrals."
"Thanks! Normally Sev'rus - P'fesser Snape - is the only one who comes and watches. He woulda been good with 'em, but he was always set on his potions," said Hagrid. He waved cheerily as he led Zephyrus over to the water trough. Remus smiled and shook his head.
"Somehow I can't see Severus mucking out stalls, but Hagrid may be right. He's good at whatever he puts his mind to."
"Huh." Travers gave him a sidelong glance. "Y'know, I never would have seen you with him. He's - "
"Prickly?"
"Nah. I hope you won't take this the wrong way, but, well - " Travers flushed slightly. "He doesn't strike me as your type."
Remus stiffened. He's from Arizona. Maybe it's different. "You mean male?"
Travers roared and clapped him on the back. "Hell no! I meant 'nice.' Not that he's not good at what he does, but Severus is pretty damn blunt when he sets his mind to it."
"That's one of his charms." Remus smiled. "Besides, you know what they say about men with big noses?"
Travers goggled. "Come on!"
"I've never had any complaints," said Remus, grinning slightly as the Abraxan flew overhead.